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by drmomentum
1-13-03
I just read that the House of Representatives voted to reduce their ethical standards.
I'm shocked and surprised!
Yeah, I was pretty outraged.
No, that's not it.
I didn't realize a Republican controlled congress had any ethical standards.

 

by drmomentum
1-14-03
...somewhere in a comfy silo.
The President today said he deplored the taking of innocent lives.
Holy cow! Martha, I might not be going to Iraq after all...
In other news, UN Weapons inspectors have found no smoking gun in their search for Hussein's weapons of mass destruction. Mr. Bush has not provided proof that would lead them to alleged weapons.
This gets better and better!
Meanwhile, the US Economy is still tanking.
Martha, pack my bags.

 

by drmomentum
1-15-03
Today's dilemma...
I really wanted to do a comic strip today. You can't get regular readers unless you create something regularly.
So, what's the problem?
Too much real work. No time!
I'll take care of it. I have the perfect solution.
You're getting sleeeeeepyyy... You're reading a really clever comic strip... When you wake up you will not remember anything, but feel refreshed and amused...

 

by drmomentum
1-15-03
Tought times strike entertainers of the clowning persuasion...
*CLICK!* Next up, the SciFi channel's most cost-effective program. "Fake Dead Relative Chat"
I struggle to amuse an increasingly jaded audience.
*CLICK!* Next on FOX, "Joe I-Promise-I-Don't-Have-A-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease" where a man tries to convince 20 women... *CLICK!*
Television has bombarded people with absurdity. Some channels are much worse than others.
*CLICK!* "Mr. Fleischer, When the president met with Saudi Prince Bandar, why was there no press coverage?" ... "Because I said so."
DAMN YOU, CNN !!!!

 

by drmomentum
1-16-03
Ari Fleischer Press Conference ( see: http://tinyurl.com/4isz )
I'm sure that if you took the entire text of what Secretary Rumsfeld said to Secretary Rumsfeld and asked him ...
..I'm sure if you looked at the entire context of what Secretary Rumsfeld said, you would have thought twice about taking any one statement.
Dubya Press Conferences ( see: http://tinyurl.com/4it7 )
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." (Sept 23, 2002)
"I think the American people -- I hope the American -- I don't think, let me -- I hope the American people trust me." (Dec 18, 2002)
It's surprising how much trouble they have just spitting out what they're trying to say.
What's surprising is that they expect us to swallow it.

 

by drmomentum
1-16-03
Josh is *apparently* deep in thought...
Hmmmmm.
Well, hello! What's up, Josh?
... Think of it. A gaggle of money grubbing people who think you're worth millions, all vying for your affection, hoping that you'll choose them for a lasting relationship.
Oh. You've been watching that "Joe Millionaire" show on FOX, haven't you?
No, I was just wondering what Dick Cheney felt like in those secret National Energy Policy meetings.
BA-DA-BOOM! Thank you, thank you. We'll be here all this week.

 

by drmomentum
1-22-03
In this time of crisis, I'm so glad there are no sexual scandals to distract the president! Here's to personal integrity!
I know what you mean. Bush is so much more efficient than Clinton.
Bush has said that he thinks discrimination against women is less important than racial discrimination.
He's eroded reproductive rights. He cut contraceptive funding for federal employees. He cut aid to third-world women seeking family planning advice.
I don't get it. How is that more efficient?
Instead of screwing one woman, he's screwing all of us.

 

by drmomentum
1-23-03
To the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It"...
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq. From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections; Let's look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.
Cute song, Karl, but I told you to stay out of my seat.
Sorry, Mr. President.

 

by drmomentum
2-24-08
Holy cow! A recent poll found President Bush's approval rating is scraping bottom at 19%
Look, I know you hate Bush, but I heard your Democrat Congress is even less popular.
So, how do you explain THAT?
Because they haven't impeached Bush?
Oh. Right.
Ya think?

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