Mommy,why is the barbie doll moving and talking? I can't see a pullstring...

It was later discovered that Michael Jackson indeed did not have cancer, and Make a Wish promptly reclaimed the toddler.

Little Timmy's dad's jaw hit the floor, immediately after this snap was taken, when he heard his three year old son utter the words: "I don't fucking THINK so!"

Yes mister Jackson, this item is $15,000, and it has already mastered its gag reflex.

Beat It! *<}:o)

"So uh, timmy, where are you going friday night?"

So this White Woman, a Jew, and a 3 year old walk into a bar....

"His name is Kuato, Mr. Jackson. And with his help, the Martian colonists will be freed from corporate oppression."

Daddy, why is my new mommy so pale? And why does she have stubble?

And why does she keep touching me there?

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We need a condom!

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