Alright....I know what you're all doing. And you all know what you're doing. Come clean.

It was the squealing pigs that gave you up.

I don't eat pork. For supper or otherwise.

Look, it was just a little BLT! The guy at the market said the bacon was kosher!

Okay, I admit, I have sex with my brother. Frequently.

I dreamt about you last night.

I admit it. I shot John Lennon.

I shot J.R.

I admit it. I shot JFK.

I dropped the bomb on Hiroshima!

Showoff.

I tied Madonna's hands over her head and played "Wipeout" on her armbags.

SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB! [/Hiroshima]

I shot the sheriff.

Choadwarrior is a fag.

Okay, I admit it. I have sex with Cities' brother often.

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Okay, I admit it. I have sex with Cities' brother often.

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I once had sex with your mom. You know who you are.

Oh yeah? Well I...

Erm...

Uh...

Slept in and will make up a bullshit excuse as to why I'm late for work! Yeah! That's it!

Tell them you had morning wood.

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I dreamt about you last night.

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I am Kaiser Soze.

I am the Sith Master

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!! *slaps Kaiser Soze and the Sith Master*

Enjoy yourself.

I eat shits like you for breakfast....

you eat shit for breakfast?

....NO!

.....

*slaps you again*

Enjoys being slapped...unless your a guy, then it's on

*slaps you with penis*

Grabs penis in fist and punches penis head causing explosion

=:-0

Great. Now I'm like that yellow dude from Sin City.

That was a great handjob btw. Just don't ask what that explosion was at the end.

sado masocism= :D

I admit it, I didn't leggo' your eggo'. I ate it.

Dammit, fine then, BACK OFF GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH, HAI YAH!

I built this city on rock and roll.

I built this city on unstable marsh land.

That's why the clocktower leans.

Sounds like cranbrook

I gave myself a wedgie and blamed it on Mikey so he had to stand in the corner without his milk and cookie break.

I admit to my enduring shame that I am sexually aroused by photographs of naked women in alluring poses.

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I too have a fetish for unclothed women.

Shut up and dance for me, bitch! *waves dollar bill*

DANCE! DANCE!

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I admit, I'm actually Spider Man

* continues dancing *

I'm Bruce Campbell.

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That is magically gay.

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I don't really come to this fourm very often and i hate to be rude but......I hate you all (not really hate)..... Also most of the comics here are either rude,sick,insulting,or some combination of them you peaple should be ashamed...... that's all i have to say have a wonderful happy day..... till i take over the world and enslave you all.... (Compare to what I see on this site that's sane!) anyway i'm still gonna make my comics which i like and my friend i show'em to like but don't you peaple think you could try to be nicer.....mabey.... I know when peaple read this there gonna do something mean so..... um i'm never comeing to the fourm again.... Have a wonderful day.....don't hurt me!