I am here as beginner from my land of Tajikistan where country has just recieved internet. As first act of international goodwill I have artistically expressed myself on your government comic page. If the comic does not meet with President and government approval, my father will not get new goat from benevolent Prime Minister al-Kuntz. PLEASE BE KIND AND DO NOT MAKE FUN! I try to live in foreign country but it hard, so if have money or young daughter please send it to. Thank you and hello.

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I would like very much sex also.

Greater than or equal to Sebra, but less than Glen.

Please! Laugh is good, but time for tears as well! This comic about very serious time! Please be respecting.

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yeah im better than this idiot right guys

But now moment of lightness after seriousness. But important public message about tolerance included.

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Actually, this stuff is funny in some weird, Borat-esque lost-in-translation way.

Ok, who has Green-Card for me NOW! PLEASE!

SEBRA, INFLATABLEMAN, I do NOT want your sex! only greencard! Please?! In trouble now from immigration. Damn Bush.

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Ok, who has Green-Card for me NOW! PLEASE!

SEBRA, INFLATABLEMAN, I do NOT want your sex! only greencard! Please?! In trouble now from immigration. Damn Bush.

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Why are you be hating me so much?

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Okay, now we can all be friends again!

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ya know normally i'm extremely anti semitic, but any jew that portrys himself as bacon, i'm willing to let slide on the whole" get in the oven" thing.

molotov or something!

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ya know normally i'm extremely anti semitic, but any jew that portrys himself as bacon, i'm willing to let slide on the whole" get in the oven" thing.

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These appeal to me in an odd way. I don't know why.

To Angry-American please overcome angry and be friend? :-/

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Hold hand now?

Here are more classic!

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still no1 likes u

REGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUULAAAAARRRRRSSS!
COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAY!

im a regular see

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still no1 likes u

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You are in no way shape or form a real person, you are obviously a fucking puppet of a regular.

Those allegations are slanderous and deeply hurting. :-( I am humble Tajikistani farmer with new dial-up internet. Please do not be prejudicing. If we hold hands we can create a RAINBOW! I am sure if you believe!!

At least you're a cool puppet, unlike some morons.

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This is present for you from me. Truth is hidden like in Da Vinci Code (starring Tom Hanks)

These comics should be burned immediately and the author forced to shower.

Please, step this way, ignore the hissing noise and the funny smell.

Nooo0000OOOoooooo....

*dies*

THIS IS END OF THREAD_JEW

YEARS FROM NOW LEGENDS BE TOLD! I'M TAJIKI VERSION OF KURT COBAIN!!! EVERYONE REMEMBER ME NOW AND CRY!

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In mother Tajikistan you would be shot with town musket.

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for what

It's Easter. I wonder if Thread_Jew will be resurrected.

... Maybe if we believe.

Quick someone sing "Do You believe in magic"!!!

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That was suppose to be picture of Chocolate Martyr Two-Pac. =( But now censorship government of Tajikistan has replaced picture with red x. Oh well! I will just come out and say that reports of my death may have been exaggerated. I had to lay low to escape Angry Brigade, a bunch of ex-Tajik cabinet members who want to kill me for my part in irrigation-ditch scandal of '84. They chase me with sharp stick and rotten fruit. I told one his mother was prostitute who had sleep apnea and serious eating disorder which only made his resolve to kill me STRONGER!!

Please Bush help me. They are to be terrorizing me! I need freedom of USA! =(

Now I am to be back into hiding... FOR NOW!!! But you never know when Thread_Jew will appear again!

Haha... like American movie Jaws, just when you thought it safe to swim, I make new comic!

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Please be watching webcam of me having sex with shark that look like Jaws. Except stuffed.

http://wwww.thread_jew/cam/shark.tj/

Thank you and goodbye.

you make me regret the fact that i quit taking acid.

NOT FUNNY BUT read JAMES BLONDE 4 REal entertainment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and remember dont drink and drive smoke weed and get high!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Actually, this stuff is funny in some weird, Borat-esque lost-in-translation way.

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I like these comics. Thread_Jew, let's hold hands and make the rainbows come out, please?

Do not demand rainbows of Tajikistani royalty or dire consequences! Sometimes I like rainbows, but other times I like evil.

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Just for fun, don't comment...

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where did thread jew go anyway?
have we bombed tajikistan lately?

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At least you're a cool puppet, unlike some morons.

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Oh man, how did I miss this guy. Real man of genius.

I am Thread_Jew Son! I bring good news so I am very sad understand! Thread_Jew national hero Tajikistan has been mounted to death by angry, legendary sloth beast that lives in woods! We finally got new newspaper about tragedy after short delay of two years. It is said he fought bravely but his asshole could not keep back penetration! Legendary sloth-beast named Hajidicky by town-elder was in heat. I will try best to carry on Thread_Jew legacy but I am illegitimate son bastard and so please be kind for if government found I posting then I would be shot through computer.

Thank you hello!

Always remember 9/11 date of terrible Tajikistani tragedy of horny sloth-beast rapage! Moment of silence.

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OK I DO COMIC! It is about great brown sugar menace! DO NOT BE PREJUDICED!

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I have much education material to give to children! LISTEN CLOSELY TO FOO-FOO THE WISE! Or else bees will eat your eyes like honey while you sleep! Yes ok.