So this is turning out to be a turning point in American history. Not only do we have the largest deficit in our nation's history, but we have a woman and a black man running for president, neither of whom really seem to be electable for any reason than they are a woman/black man.
And I for one want them to shut the hell up and be done with it all already.
For this contest I want you to make fun of the American Electoral Process. ("It does that all by itself, hur hur" I hear you say...) In particular, I want to see campaign ads for people who would never get elected under normal circumstances.
Or, if that proves too hard, make campaign ads for yourself like unto another contest not too far back in the past, complete with mudslinging at other users. Limit ten entries per user.
Have at it.