As I look back at the previous ccs, I love it when the host tells the contestants to "get to strippin'".  It makes me think about strippers which makes me think about what strippers think about when they are stripping.  Which leads us to our next cc.

Your task is to make a comic about what strippers really think about when they are dry humping the fat balding guy in the bad suit.  Cause we all know, she ain't thinking about him.

COVER CHARGE: To enter this cc, you must post a picture of a pole in this thread.  Any pole will do.  It does not have to be a stripper pole.  The funnier the better.

TWO STRIP MINIMUM: You must post at least two strips to win this cc.  They do not have to be part of a series.

CLOSING TIME: Contest will end Monday February 1st.  Judging will be Tuesday February 2nd.

With that said: Get to strippin'!

/comics/biped/484946/

/comics/biped/484947/

/comics/NooniePuuBunny/485249/ /comics/NooniePuuBunny/485250/

I'll post an old comic because i'm to lazy/unimaginative to think of anything new at the moment.

/comics/RCCOLAMAN/451578/

I'll post the second comic and a picture soon. THANKS FOR GIVING ME A CHORE.

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RCCOLAMAN wrote:
 

 THANKS FOR GIVING ME A CHORE.

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Whatever keeps you off the streets.  Just trying to keep things interesting.

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four_legged_tripod wrote:

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RCCOLAMAN wrote:
 

 THANKS FOR GIVING ME A CHORE.

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Whatever keeps you off the streets.  Just trying to keep things interesting.

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I credit you and hesus for helping me stay away from gangs and getting my GED

and of course my entry:  /comics/RCCOLAMAN/485390/

/comics/crabby/485455/

This comic is based on a true story, only the names have been changed to protect the frighteningly stupid.

/comics/AngryAmerican/485724/

LAST CALL: This is the last weekend before the cc ends.  I know I said I'd judge on Tuesday but I see no need to drag this on any longer than need be.  I'll judge Monday.  If you get your entry in on Monday before I judge then it counts.

AA and crabby, I still need another entry from each of you to complete the two strip minimum.

Remember what your mother told you and think like a stripper.

Do I have to post another 'pole pic' or am I covered by the one?

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AngryAmerican wrote:
Do I have to post another 'pole pic' or am I covered by the one?

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Andrew Golotta is a Pole by way of strong Polish heritage. He has also been danced on by as many strippers as any other washed up never was athlete. I saw him fight Lamon Brewster at the All State Arena and he was knocked down three times in the first minute of the fight. The predominantly Polish crowd near rioted afterwards and the streets were filled with fighting pollocks. It was almost as embarassing as the time he fought Lennox Lewis and was so shot up on horse tranquilizers pre match that he ended up being knocked out in the first round and having a massive seizure in ring.

/comics/crabby/485821/

I'm back! 

/comics/LittleRocker/485913/  

/comics/LittleRocker/485914/

OK.  Looks like that time has come.  First, my two cents on the thoughts of strippers.

/comics/four_legged_tripod/486020/

/comics/four_legged_tripod/486021/

Now, on to more important matters.

3rd place goes to LittleRocker for

/comics/LittleRocker/485914/

Nice in joke about yourself.  Does that mean your real name is uncle Ted?

2nd place goes to biped for

/comics/biped/484946/

Thanks for reminding us all that there are many uses for a penis including a maypole.

Finally, the winner is RCCOLAMAN for

/comics/RCCOLAMAN/485390/

Creepy yet effective. Looks like all your bitching paid off.

And finally to all: thanks for playing.

Take it away RC!

I won I won!!! Okay I'll try to start a new contest by Wednesday at the latest!