The entirety of which was spent on Hostess Cupcakes.

"And here we see the once lovely Anna Nicole Smith sporting her new 'Fat-Assed Skank' line of clothing..."

What the fuck has happened to that woman's body??? I mean... her head is two-thirds the size it is supposed to be, but it is attached to her body with a doubly-long neck! Her shoulders up up around her ears, and without that belt, her breasts would be resting at waist height! IT'S SO WRONG!!!!!

(No caption, I am too repulsed.)

She suddenly seems more approachable.

I'm one step closer to living in sin with a playboy playmate in a trailer park in Hearne.

"I need help. And lots of it FAST!"

I swear that my Uncle Doug.

Aiieeeee!!! It's coming this way!!!!!

"Look, honey, there's another Godzilla movie on......oh wait...never mind..."

Go Go Bodzilla!

"Just tuck the money in my G-string. There's room for all $88 Million."

Lara! *laugh* Pure gold!

...and so, thousands of men realized they had once masturbated to this woman's image, laid down their heads, and wept.

Lara, you magnificent bastard!

Did she win the $88 mil in a flatulence contest?

Apart from the hips and waist, she could almost be a barbie doll. Big hair, big breasts, small head.

"Anna Nicole Smith signs WWF contract. Will work storylines with Rikishi and Dusty Rhodes in a triple threat 'Who has the biggest manboobs' match"

"When I had my boobs done, the guy said 'I can cut you a deal on this 34 gallons of silicone gel I have leftover', so... I figured... what the fuck, you know?" - Anna Nicole Smith - Playboy Interview - 1998

It had to be done:
That's not a woman baby, it's a MAN, man!

This just in: Anna Nicole Smith to marry Shamu for $millions.

Eternal optimists say that everyone is beautiful in their own way.

They've obviously never seen this picture...

Does she think she's still sexy? I mean, look at that chiseled jaw, that manly physique, that tiny head.
*jizz*
She's right.

In space, no one can hear you scream.

Alpha team, this is helecopter Unit-1. The creature has been sighted and is under our searchlight! Alpha team, do you copy?

No, there has not been any sign of side effects from the years and years of bleaching my hair...

...son? I have a son?

I had to eat the money to get it out of the country.