Ilustrate for me, if you will, a never-before-seen scene from a famous movie. Something they just had to leave on the cutting room floor and probably wish had been burned.
Actually I thought the Lord of the Rings one wasn't so bad. It juxtaposes the idea of the actor (or character, not sure which) being a wimp with probably the most hardcore scene in the movie. But the narration is superfluous, and the rube or the reaper would have been better choices for Gandalf.
The producers didn't want their film to become controversial by embracing the Equal Rights Amendment.
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Damn that's weak. Oh well. SOmeday I'll win a contest again, but I still think my haiku rules way back in the day made it so no on eiwll ever declare me a winner. hehe
Okay, this is obscure unless you've seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. The main characters are an eccentric inventor named Caractacus Potts who invents a flying car that can drive itself, etc, and his girlfriend Truly Scrumptious.
Yes, those are the names. Ian Flemming wrote the novel it was based on.
Has anyone but me ever read the book that was based on? Ten times funnier than the movie. In addition to everything he did in the movie, Forrest was an astronaut, a pro wrestler, a chessmaster and a slave to tribe of cannibals.
Well, I finally ran a CC in which people bothered to enter... which makes it all that much harder to come to a decision.
Here are the top contenders...
kaufman - Jolly Holiday. "Dick Van Dyke, indeed."
Namgubed - LoTR Cutscene. Maybe if Hobbits wore shoes it wouldn't smell so bad.
Namgubed - The Sound of Müselix. Made me laugh out loud. But then, I'm a sick fuck.
lara7 - We'll go back and fix this digitally in 20 years. Now you have me wondering about Imperial Garbage Disposal. Maybe they compact it so that it doesn't make space all messy. Yeah. That's it.
DexX - Casablanca - The Alternative Ending. It makes more sense than the original ending!
andydougan... errr.. kramer_vs_kramer - Scenes from ET - The directors cut (second version). A pun worthy of That Magnificent Bastard.
boorite - Rear Window - first draft. *snort*
boorite - Gone with the Wind, ending #381. "Bellowing Baltimore buttfuck." *snort again*
Hey, if I mentioned everybody there would be no honor in being mentioned.
Unfortunately, in a contest like this, you have no ideas what movies I've seen and whether I'll get the joke... so a good number of entries flew over my head.
quote:Unfortunately, in a contest like this, you have no ideas what movies I've seen and whether I'll get the joke... so a good number of entries flew over my head.
Well that explains why I wasn't given a honorable mention.