Rules:

1. Choose at least two themes from each column:

Column A
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Wine
Fine dining
The theatre
Foibles of the bourgeoisie
Divine paradoxes
Rhetorical fallacies
Opera
Yachting
Classical architecture or sculpture
Horse breeding

Column B
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Farting
Gluttony/drunkenness
Adultery/cuckoldry
Effluvia (includes puking)
Grotesquery (e.g., oversized bodies or body parts, persons with animal body parts)
Rioting
Debasement (e.g., insults, pies-in-face)
Ethnic slurs
Blasphemy
Aristocrats getting hurt

2. Avoid bestiality references. Please do not evade this rule by combining "horse breeding" and "adultery," for example.

3. Include at least one instance of any black Lowpass character.

4. Add coarse themes at your pleasure, refined ones at your peril.

5. Entries will be judged Monday morning, 10ish. Sorry if that's too long, but I have a P-90 at home.

Is it an unwritten rule that we stick to 3 panels, or can we use 6?

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Is it an unwritten rule that we stick to 3 panels, or can we use 6?

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You can stretch it out to 6 panels if:

* The aristocrats get really, really hurt.

* You include 2 different black Lowpass characters.

Alight already! I'll squeeze it into 3 panels. If Gabe can make room for a donkey, I'm sure I can fit this in.

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Now if only I knew what was meant by some of that refined stuff. Oh well, there's always opera.

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I don't think singing: Kill the Waaaabit, Kill the Waaabit, from the old Warner Brothers cartoons counts as opera.

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21028

dunno why but even tho i found the ristrictions difficult to find inspiration in i still found the need to bang out another crap comic within 5 minutes of reading the rules

At first I thought I might have gone too far.

Then I remembered I was posting here.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=21030
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21033

May the Goddess forgive me.

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You can stretch it out to 6 panels if:

* The aristocrats get really, really hurt.

* You include 2 different black Lowpass characters.

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Why you tricky bastard. Saved the comic to an image, messed with it, and chucked it up on the boards.

This could change things. Contests my need new rules.

Hey, it ain't the first time. You ought to start reading old threads.

Sorry. Forgot the CC35 at the top of my entry...

21057

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Hey, it ain't the first time. You ought to start reading old threads.

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Of coarse this one's loaded.
21022

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Sorry. Forgot the CC35 at the top of my entry...

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I don't think anyone's gonna strike you down for forgetting it. It's just handy to single out your actual entries from other random comics people feel like leaving through the thread.

I'm judging this contest, and I don't give a Philadelphia handshake about "CC" in the title.

What the hell is a Philadelphia handshake?

I could've said something about cream cheese, but instead I'll say it's a euphemism for "Philadelphia fuck," as in "flying Philadelphia fuck."

Gigantic chicken dick!

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What the hell is a Philadelphia handshake?

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I could've said something about cream cheese, but instead I'll say it's a euphemism for "Philadelphia fuck," as in "flying Philadelphia fuck."

Gigantic chicken dick!

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=21098
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Like the title says, unusually serious and meaningful comic. Hopefully it will counteract the disgusting one I made earlier tonight...

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=21103

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21113

In honour of the Prime Minister giving himself a 42% raise, I give you this comic. I know it's set in the US, but Dubya as a character is far more interesting, and none of the pictures look anything like our PM.

21148

How's ol' PM Jean Poutine doing these days?

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Damn, I made my strip before seeing wirthling's post. But I guess you can never have to many Jesus Christ references. Either way it's good to see the imminent death strip back again.

Eeep!
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I had to at least give it a shot. I hope the implied grotesquery in the last frame counts....

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=21371
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Theater, classical sculpture, yachting, adultery, debasement, blasphemy, and aristocrats getting hurt. And I thought I'd have trouble fitting four themes in.

Wow, this one was hard to judge.

I was tempted to give it to Gabe for fine writing and an embarrassment of creativity in achieving the impossible. But he won last time.

I liked NastyPope's, but it got DQ'd on a slight technicality: Being sodomized by a large flightless bird = bestiality.

Nods also to the phrases "Jesus Crackwhore Christ," "While fisting the Dutchess of York," and "I wanna beat her high round ass with a fist full of car antennas." Also to the notion of adulterizing someone's spouse on the Pieta. All are deserving of victory.

But the prize goes to the richest, most aromatic abrogation of taste:

21022

What can I say? What could anyone say? Now, Kaufman, you have won two of the last four contests, and if there's one thing we hate, it's a dynasty, so you'll have to make an effort to be less funny.

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What can I say? What could anyone say? Now, Kaufman, you have won two of the last four contests, and if there's one thing we hate, it's a dynasty, so you'll have to make an effort to be less funny.

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