Heewwooo mister! My Mommy said I can buy ULTRA KILLER SEX COMMANDO 3 today!
Awww...aren't you just the cutest little thing...sure you can have ULTRA KILLER SEX COMMANDO 3...you sweet little darling...
Hey man...I'm here to get the new ULTRA KILLER SEX COMMANDO 3
...Does your mommy know that you're trying to buy this mature game? It contains graphic sex, violence, and cursing..I don't think she'd like a little guy like you playing such an adult game...
I'm 35....
You had better show me some ID quick little boy, or I'm gonna have to go find your mommy and tell her what a naughty little boy you've been.
..and I walked in and saw Henry playing a game where the objective was to cut off as many heads as possible and dimember the bodies!
...and I said "Henry! Stop playing that evil Satan game before the Lord comes down and smites you. Don't you know that garbage like this causes violence!"
Uh...honey...*hic*...we all outta Miller...*hic* how's about you run that fat ass on over to the store and grab *hic* me another case..*hic*
How's about you shut the fuck up Leroy! Go back to the damn trailer before I bitch slap your lazy ass to the dumpster, cut off your "piece", and break that bottle over your fucking head!
Hmmm...What System should I diss today......XBox?...nah...did that one yesterday. Gamecube?...eh..too many already....PS2?...hmm..yes..I'll get that "black brick" today...hehehe...
Step 2: Pick Your Insults For The Day
Let's see...X-Box ROXORS!!! PS2 SUX!!!!!! THE "BLACK BRICK" IS FOR LOSERS!!!!! PS2 IS KIDDY!! THE PS2 HAS NO GOOD GAMES!!!! THE PS2'S ONLINE PLANS WILL FAIL! ( *hmm.. those will work nicely*)
Step 3: Show 'Em Just How Immature You Can Be
Muahaha! That's right you stupid gamers! I own you with my childish comments!!....(man, I wish my mommy would buy me a next-gen system so bad..)
Dernit...I'm tired of video game companies selling games just because of the sex...stupid money grubbers are always suckering us kids....
..from now on, I VOW not to buy another game relating to sexual content just to get some cheap thrills...I play video games because of the good WHOLESOME entertainment!
DUDE! I just bought Fear Effect 3 and it shows the WHOLE tit!!!!
Are you serious?!?! What the hell are we waiting for?! Let's go play it!