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by Seph_Deathstorm
4-05-05
Seph: Damn, I need a smoke.
Take a big suck of me!
Err, I don't think so, I think that'd make me kinda gay. I mean... You do look gayish.
Oh come on, I am not gay, I am just Metrosexual! Come on wrap your mouth around my juicy filter, and swallow my Menthol!
It's times like these, I wish there was an option to kill on this site. Good thing there is no such thing as "Gay Hate Crimes".

 

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-05-05
...and you're surprised you got rejected to play a zombie role in Resident Evil?
Well, come on, I am a real zombie! A REAL ZOMBIE! I don't have to act it's just human nature.
Don't you mean Zombie Nature?
Yeah... WHATEVER. Point is, I do everything exactly like a zombie, I don't act, I do it everyday!
...and you do realize they don't hire you cause you're kind eats the cast members, and crew?
CRAFT SERVICE TABLE, MOTHERFUCKER!

 

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-05-05
Did you hear that, that Strip Creator site has us in the selections of comic making?
Have you noticed only me: Gabe is avaliable?
Yeah, I know who was the idiot that made that list, the only person I can pretty much talk to without this looking weird, is myself, or a squirrel.
Wouldn't talking to yourself make you creepy? Oh wait, I am sorry. Hypocrite moment!
Enyet, we're pretty much the most overly used characters for people with no humor who belt out crap that isn't funny every two seconds. Go figure!
Yeah, I know. Just like what the creator of this Comic we're in is doing now, using us for useless crap... HEY WAIT, WTF WE'RE IN A COMIC!!

 

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-05-05
Deal: So, I here in order for you Zombies to come back to life, you have to caress Oprahs ass. Is that true?
...Yes, but.. Please don't remind me.
What's it like?
Are you getting off on this, you sick ass? Do you like watching Zombie-on-corroded-Rich-Blackwoman-Ass?!
Silence! But yes, I am, so explain further.
Bah, go jerk off while playing Ghouls N' Ghosts, you sick, demented, Interracial Necropheliac!

 

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-06-05
A man over the edge, plops himself down and refuses to move.
Uh... Are you like, auditioning for Oscar on Sesame Street or something?
I hate my life, I can never get a girl, I am so freaking ugly!
...Uh.. Are we flying?
I am thinking of just slitting my wrists and ending it all!
A woman meets our distressed individual...
HI, I AM BRITT. I AM A REAL ESTATE AGENT AND I AM ONLY 26! I LOVE HHH, AND YOU'RE A FAT PIG.
Hmm, maybe I am not as ugly as I once thought. Man this Britt really boosts your self-confidence!

 

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-06-05
What the fuck?! The Milron Gazette called me a Milron!
MikeNY is a Milron! LOL, LMAO, ROFL, AHAHAHAA
MikeNY enters the chatroom, with the intention of defending his name.
I did not! I have to make a witty response! Here goes!
Seph Deathstorm: MikeNY, the Half-Virgin admitted to molesting young malaysian boys.
But once again, his valiant effort turns into nothing more but meaningless excuses.
MAN, WHAT THE HELL?! MY PC TURNED INTO SOME ASIAN SWEATSHOP WORKER!
Yesterday, I made a dollar. That's enough right?

 

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-08-05
Is this... Heaven?
..Erm... Sure!
...Why is Heaven yellow, I thought it was like white and blue, with beautiful angels flying around, and around serving to my every need!
....
...Atleast stop making me swim in pee, please?
...HA, don't push your luck, former-mortal.

 

by Seph_Deathstorm
4-27-05
Don't you just hate it when people ask you to put them in a comic? This one goes out to you Nessa.
Good Evening... I have a complaint about the noise, and possible drug use of Marijuana, Crack Cocaine, Flippy Stippies, Trick Sticks, and Bing Bangs.
Nessa: What the fuck is a... Bing Bang?
...(Sniff) Are those donuts in there?
Nessa: Uh... No... I bought donuts last week, but I threw them away cause I needed to lose weight.
YOU STUPID BITCH... DONUTS ARE NOT TO BE DISRESPECTED LIKE THAT... ME ...NEED...DONUTS
Nessa: ...I'll have sex with you, if you let me live. ;x

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