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Butter Rum??? I love Butter Rum!

 

Why you should never drink pee... by Thomasisneat 9-04-01
Dude, I can't believe I had to pee that much! Can I use that glass?	Alright... but promise you won't spill Hell I'll drink it for an extra twenty.	And as our heroes ponder these questions... you have to ask yourself: would you pee in a glass? When did we become Asian? That's a good question... and what happened to the cup? And why do the characters keep switching? What's with the backgrounds? Why would Asians be at the White House?

 

How to Get out of Work with no Consequences Whatsoever! by Thomasisneat 9-04-01
Hey, Frank! How the hell have you been??? Long time no see since that on the job accident... I haven't been doing too bad, John, but off the records, I did that "on the job" accident accident to myself so I wouldn't have to work anymore!	You sly sonofabitch! Leave it to ol' Frank to try and get out of work! Hey, I was about to go down to the pub on 52nd and first to go get some brewskies. Wanna come with? Thanks, but no thanks, John. I'm starting to feel the effects of the brain damage from the nail...	Well that's a damn shame... well I'm gonna go over right now. Say hi to your wife and kids, Frank! Gah gah... naily in my brainy... Aaagh! Flying meatballs!

 

A Sticky Situation... by Thomasisneat 9-04-01
		There is no punchline... someone poured glue all over me and now I'm stuck.

 

A Sticky Situation... by Thomasisneat 9-04-01
		There is no punchline... someone poured glue all over me and now I'm stuck.

 

The Real Reason the Civil War Began by Thomasisneat 9-04-01
We start the scene upon the glorious line of Mason-Dixon Hey, you Yankee! You're blue skinned! And you're gray skinned, Johnny Red!	I don't know how I could live in a country with blue skinned folk. I don't know how I could live in a country with a gray skinned folk.	I reckon we should have a war. I reckon.

 

The Real Reason the Civil War Began (The edited version) by Thomasisneat 9-04-01
We start the scene upon the glorious line of Mason-Dixon Hey, you Yankee! You're blue skinned! And you're gray skinned, Johnny Red!	I don't know how I could live in a country with blue skinned folk. I don't know how I could live in a country with a gray skinned folk.	I reckon we should have a war. I reckon.

 

Cannibalism by Thomasisneat 9-04-01
		Yum

 

Cannibalism: Another exciting version! by Thomasisneat 9-04-01
		yum

 

Martians! by Thomasisneat 9-04-01
After a difficult day of probing and flying, the two martians Xantar and Fred go to a local toy store incognito... Hey, Xantar! Look at this toy gun! It sorta reminds me of that Z-145 ray gun we have back at home. Isn't that weird? Silence, infidelic Fred! How dare you compare such shoddy replicates to our powerful weaponry! Now leave me be, I must search for the Barbie dream house.	Suddenly, disaster strikes! Oh jeez, Xantar. I am so sorry! I never thought this thing would actually work! Here, I'll buy the dream house for you. Aaaaargh! Fool! Not even Barbie's dream house would quench my pain now!	Afterwards... You want me to get you some Bengay or something? Shut the fuck up, Fred.

 

Romance! by Thomasisneat 9-05-01
Hey everybody look! It's that guy that looks like that kid from the Magic Schoolbus! And it looks like he has a lady friend with him... Let's find out what's going on. Look at all the stars in the sky tonight! Isn't it so beautiful? I can't see a damn thing... These dialog boxes are in the way.	Well, couldn't you at least imagine how beautiful they must look? The only thing I can imagine is how great it would be without you! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to shrink to the size of a single celled organism and travel through my classmates body!	*Sniffle*

 

An Evening with Jesus by Thomasisneat 9-05-01
I was scrolling through the channels yesterday on the tube...	When I stumbled upon the movie Dogma!	Your point....? I wanna be Buddy Christ!

 

The Narrator has a Bone to Pick... by Thomasisneat 9-05-01
I have something to rant about it, and I am gonna rant about it right now!	Since when was I able to be able to talk to the characters within the strip? I am the narrator, not a third member!	For God's sake, the only comic strip that had this done was the one with that weird looking penguin and we should leave it that - - Quit your bitching!

 

That Guy who Looks Like a Pervert has a Bone to Pick... by Thomasisneat 9-05-01
I don't get it... why does everyone always put me in the comic as some sort of masturbating peeping Tom?	Don't any people have minds that don't always stay on sex? For all anyone knows, I might be making a witty and bruising comeback to a moron's statement about the weather but instead I am used to hump!	That's why as a character and comic strip regular I am asking you to give me some dignity! Please find more creative uses for me instead of just the horny boss or the horny old man! What the fuck is that thing in his pants?

 

Why Short People are Freaks. by Thomasisneat 9-08-01
Congratulations on the promotion, buddy! High five!		I can't reach.

 

No Animation! by Thomasisneat 9-08-01
The little Asian girl grows frustrated at the chick with pigtails and decides to take action! That's it! I'm coming over there and kicking your ass!		Alas, she realizes her perdicament. Dammit!

 

Observsationism! by Thomasisneat 9-08-01
An observation indeed... why do the Asian girls face the front of the strip as opposed to the side, where the other character is standing?	I mean I bet you, the reader, are interesting and all, but I'm pretty sure I talk to people in the comics more than I talk to you.	In conclusion... ummm... change the way I'm facing or I'll have that stick guy hammer more nails in his head! Just when you thought this stupid character pose couldn't be used anymore...

 

The Drunken Tourist Goes to Bermuda.... by Thomasisneat 9-22-01
These rum shwizzlers are fantashtic! Hey! A Bermudian! Welcome to Bermuda, sir... May I interest in this amusing "Club Naked" Bermuda t-shirt? I find it so amusing because we are never really naked but this says you are! hahahaha!	Sho what are you shaying... because I don't get the joke yer better *urp* than me? Huh? Not at all sir... I just find this shirt very amusing and a steal at 30 dollars!	You fucking native! Go make me some goddamn Cigars and play on your metal drum thingies! I'm sick of all this *urp *belch* Oh jeez, not feeling too good... If you get any vomit on the shirt, you buy it, sir!

 

Peer Pressure (It would be funnier if it was one big panel) by Thomasisneat 9-23-01
	Well, everyone else here is doing it...

 

Life Inside Those Spinny Art Making Thingies! by Thomasisneat 9-27-01
*Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl*	*Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl*	*Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Retch* Ewwwwww...

 

Life Inside One of Those Spinny Art Making Thingies! by Thomasisneat 9-27-01
*Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl*	*Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl*	*Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Whirl* *Retch* Ewwwwww...

 

Fun Things to Do When you Live in a Ketchup Bottle by Thomasisneat 2-01-02
Read the bottle label! zneiH otamoT puhcteK... TSE. 9781	Play Ketchup ball!	Leave a little something for the owner of the ketchup! Alright, now when you come out, try and hide yourself out of the guy's view. heehee... This is gonna be so funny!

 

Fun Things to Do When you Live in a Ketchup Bottle by Thomasisneat 2-01-02
Read the bottle label! zneiH otamoT puhcteK... TSE. 9781	Play Ketchup ball!	Leave a little something for the owner of the ketchup! Alright, now when you come out, try and hide yourself out of the guy's view. heehee... This is gonna be so funny!

 

Why you shouldn't live with the antichrist... by Thomasisneat 2-01-02
WOW, THIS CEREAL IS SO GOOD, IT SHOULD BE A SIN Glad you like it, Antichrist... HOLY SHIT!!! THERE'S A FIRE IN THE HOUSE!	...	IT'S JUST ME, ASSHOLE Oh! Sorry, I just thought that you

 

Why you shouldn't live with the antichrist... by Thomasisneat 2-01-02
WOW THIS CEREAL IS SO GOOD IT SHOULD BE A SIN Glad to hear you like it, Antichrist... HOLY SHIT! THERE'S A FIRE IN THE HOUSE!	...	IT'S JUST ME, ASSHOLE Oh! Sorry, I just thought that you... HOLY SHIT!!! THERE'S A FIRE IN THE HOUSE!

 

A Public Service Announcement by Thomasisneat 2-01-02
Hello, folks! Mister Stinky Butt here to talk to you about the recent war with cigarettes! And what a war it has been, Butts old pal!	That's right! After numerous years of denial, we finally admit our smooth, silky cigarettes are dangerous. . But is that something that we should be concerned about right now? I think not, Mr.Butts. There are so many dangers out there right now, cigarettes should be right at the bottom of the list. What kind of dangers, you ask?	Well, with all these impressionable Home Depot commericals, how do you know your children aren't playing with tools? Boy, I wish I was smoking a cigarette instead of doing this! It's safer!

 

Sneak Preview of the New Film: In the Bedroom! by Thomasisneat 2-01-02
		Yeah... guess we should get to bed. I guess.

 

How to Insure Death by Thomasisneat 2-01-02
		It's not drowning that scares me... it's that underwater firing squad getting ready to shoot me.

 

One of Jesus's Later Miracles... by Thomasisneat 2-05-02
		Hey! It's even easier on a stick!

 

Chapter From The Little Prince that Never Made it... by Thomasisneat 2-05-02
Hello, mister... May I ask why you live on this planet with all those bunnies? Why for entertainment, of course! If I didn't torture and kill bunnies, what else would I do?	Oh... Well I believe I must leave to take care of my rose. THE FUCK?!?!?! YOU HAVE A ROSE AS A PET?!?!?!	Owwww A rose as a pet, Jesus Christ. I'm doing the world a favor getting rid of you. And besides, you're more fun than bunnies!

 

New use For this Background! Yaaaaaay! by Thomasisneat 2-05-02
Wow, this ocean has seen better days ever since that food coloring spill		Thank you, everybody! Goodnight!

 

The Art of Comics by Thomasisneat 2-05-02
People tend to believe comic strips become more funny when there is a textless panel in the middle of it, signifying an awkward silence.		But I think that's bullshit.

 

More Innovations by the Amazing Innovator by Thomasisneat 2-05-02
I heard that since this ocean has been food colored, the government has decided to drain it. I don't believe you!	*Sluuuurp*	Well at least don't have to worry about it. After all, I am a mammal. Uh-oh...

 

More Innovations by the Amazing Innovator (forgot an 'I') by Thomasisneat 2-05-02
I heard that since this ocean has been food colored, the government has decided to drain it. I don't believe you!	*Sluuuurp*	Well at least I don't have to worry about it. After all, I am a mammal. Uh-oh...

 

I bet you thought the big was bigger. Well I tricked you! HA by Thomasisneat 2-05-02
Hahahahhahahaha! With the world at my mercy, I shall become ruler of all!	Now bow down to your new master!	Not so fast... Aaaagh! My plans... ruined! See, guys? I told you the easiest way to stop him was to just step on him.

 

How to be aware of your surroundings by Thomasisneat 2-06-02
Doctor... my legs... my arms... What happened? You went under the normal procedures, for the operation. Nothing could have went wrong! Let me take a look at you...	*Examine* So, what's wrong? A-ha! It is not that your arms and legs are gone, it's just that the background is too dark to see them!	Ohhhhhh...

 

The Little Things in Life by Thomasisneat 2-06-02
This is nice... I always love feeding the squirrels at the park.	It gives me a sense of doing something charitable for the community.	And putting heroin in the feed makes it that much more fun. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME ANOTHER ACORN, FUCKER!

 

The Popular Characters of Stripcreator Begin Losing Interest by Thomasisneat 2-06-02
AAARGH TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE	CONHOLE IS WHAT TOBOR WILL DO RAAAR	TOBOR WILL... Fuck it. I'm sorry, John, but this isn't really working for me right now. Is it alright if we try this scene at another time? No problem, buddy... we're working on your schedule here. You're the one who's gonna make this comic funny. ALRIGHT EVERYONE... TAKE FIVE!

 

Popular Characters of Stripcreator Begin Losing Interest II by Thomasisneat 2-06-02
		I'm sorry... What do I do with the nail again? I have just been too stressed out lately...

 

How Humor at stripcreator works... by Thomasisneat 2-10-02
Hello, kiddies. We would like to give you some explanations on how the humor of stripcreator works. You may be thinking "Isn't the stripcreator humor the same as any other medium of humor?" ... And you are terribly wrong. The fact is stripcreators feed upon the limited amount of resources available to make a comic. Take this panel for example:	Look! I'm a rotary phone! I'm so funny because no one owns rotary phones anymore! It's not as funny as me having a glass glued to my hand! And sometimes, when I am standing next to others, it looks like we are holding hands! hahahahahaha	These are just a few of the overly used ideas by stripcreators. But that doesn't mean they aren't funny, it's just a fact discovered on this website. Thank you for your patronage.

 

Surf's Up by Thomasisneat 2-20-02
Hey there, dogonaball... What are you doing? I'm getting ready for the big surf contest in Honolulu, Indy Pete. The cash prize is 700 bucks!	Interesting...	Just out of curiosity, have you ever even been on the ocean? We do live in Kansas, after all. I think a silly outfit and a rolly ball will give me all the experience I need in order to surf with the best. How tough can it be?

 

Surf's Up II by Thomasisneat 2-20-02
Alright! I finally made it to Honlulu. I'm ready to win! Hello sir, would you please sign your name here and present us your board?	(Oh, no! I don't have a board! I guess I'm gonna have to surf on my ball. I hope that's alright) Er... I'm standing on my board as we speak. That isn't a board, that's a ball! You can participate, but that's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen!	More pathetic than seeing the son of God work at a surfing competition? Shut up! You can't make money off changing water to wine your whole life! Now just get ready to surf, we'll be starting in 2 hours.

 

Surf's Up III by Thomasisneat 2-20-02
Alright, let's see. Ball: Check. Funny outfit: Check. Me in a funny pose: Check. I'm ready to go. Too bad you won't be getting very far! hahahahaha!	*Gasp*! It's my enemy and rival surfer, Surfy McSurf! Good luck on winning, you're gonna need it! I feel so confident about this competition, I didn't even bring a board!	You'll never win, McSurf! I've been training for months now, you'll never beat me! hahahaha! Training? With what? A silly ball? Face it, you'll never win!

 

Surf's Up IV by Thomasisneat 2-20-02
Indy Pete! You came to support me! Well, that and the incredible amount of pussy you can get at one of these things.		I'm so happy you came! Surfy McSurf is here! I have to beat him! Yeah, that's great. Good luck with your surfing capade thing or whatever. Any idea where the nearest nude beach is?

 

Surf's Up V by Thomasisneat 2-20-02
Alright, it's go time! OK, surfers! On your mark, get set, surf!	And our Hero is off!	Exciting? You bet!

 

Surf's Up VI by Thomasisneat 2-20-02
I'm making awesome time! If I can keep this up, I'll beat McSurf with no problem! I think not, my furry friend. Dog is my favorite flavor. And besides, McSurf sent me here so you can't win!	I should've known! Enough chit chat. It's frenzy time!	Oh, no! What will happen?

 

Surf's Up VII by Thomasisneat 2-20-02
Meanwhile, at the finish line And now, I present the awesomest surfer award to the winner, Surfy McSurf! Alright! That's another trophy to put on my case!	Not so fast! *Gasp*! No it can't be, you were eaten...	Meanwhile, at the finish line Oh you mean this? He wasn't too tough to beat up. I just ripped him in half! This sucks!

 

Surf's Up VIII by Thomasisneat 2-20-02
Due to the surfacing of new evidence, I claim dogonaball winner! Alright!	Hey! You won your surfcapade thingy. Good work. Thanks, Indy Pete! I'll tell you the whole story on the ride home.	~Fin~ Cool. And I'll tell you about how flexible surf chick's are on the way home as well. Well, let's go.

 

My Life by Thomasisneat 2-23-02
Aw, man! I just found at the taco I had was made out of rat! That's fucking sick!	You should sue them for like a million dollars or something. Can't let them get away with that kind of shit!	Whatever... it tasted good. Wanna play some 9 ball? I'll rack em, you break em.

 

That Silly Scientist! by Thomasisneat 2-23-02
Honey, why don't you put a quarter in the ride and play in it? I can't, mommy! Some old man won't let anyone near it!	The little girl explains what happened... HAHAHAHAHA! With this nuclear warhead I can bring countries to their knees, I will finally become ruler-- HEY! WAIT YOUR TURN, KID! I WAS HERE FIRST!	Don't worry, sweety... the old man will hurt himself trying to work that thing soon enough. I'm not sure... Last time I saw him he was trying to rewire the quarter machine so it would give a detonation time.

 

Funny Because It's True! by Thomasisneat 2-23-02
So how has your relationship with Catherine been going? Great, but she's so demanding! She needs me around all the time for trivial stuff! I swear, she'll be the death of me.	Wait...	Her, or cancer.

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