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Jack London is living in my back yard.

 

Doggeh on teh ball. by a-dogg 10-18-01
omgz0!! liek i r teh bal33!!!332 I dig man. Dig that daddy-o.	Mr. Open Mic Night is really checking out the dog's ass. i ried te3h ball3 lie3k teh magiyc4al cr4pet!!! wewt3!!3@ Hey daddy-o, your lingo be slick. Why don't ya come on down to the coffee shop with me?	Teh dogg3h l0oks for s0m33 hot bum secksz0r. liek do0 yuo hav33 teh bunay?@ i li3k wa4fels. Damn, I like the doggie's ass.

 

liek getz0 off teh me!!!3 by a-dogg 10-18-01
(He's looking for teh bum secks.) What the f00t do you want? Hey man. Chill daddy-o. I just be lookin' for somebody to come down to a little Open Mic.	Mr. Open Mic Night may just get some bum secks in a cave. f00t. Are we in a f00ting cave? Dig it daddy. I be, like, in a cave with a squirrel. Hmm, sounds like a killer opening.	We need not say more. Hey? What the? Why did you turn me around?! Just be calm daddy...

 

Wub teh chick0n. by a-dogg 10-18-01
Hi. Do you want to come over to my house and play computer games? Yes.	Okay. Can you carry me though? I'm made ot of cement.	Dude. I'm a fucking black and white chicken? What do you fucking think?

 

in a cave. by a-dogg 10-18-01
I'm a fucking black and white chicken. On a fucking stool. yes, i can see yuo.	What is this? A cave? What the fuck? yuo are pretty	We are in a fucking cave. This is a fucking cave. I'm in a cave, where is Osama bin Laden? fuck! you are a chicken on a stool!

 

Welcome to hell...z0rz. by a-dogg 10-18-01
Gabe really does not belong here. See that fucking Pac-man on my shirt? Yee biz0tch! You be muh bizo0tch!! I plug a cap in yo' ass biz0tch!	No, really. Gabe is going to hell. I really don't deserve to be here. Where am I hell? Shit, what a crappy-ass comic. Yeah, biatch!! You be goin' to hell biz0tch!!	See? Well, I'd much rather be in hell than in this piece of fucking shit cartoon. Whoever wrote this bull? You got that right. This is hell. ...and you must have thought I was more handsome.

 

the devil and his leet son. by a-dogg 10-18-01
This is me when I'm happy. Please. Don't get mad at me.	You mean, like ever? I mean, like, ever.	Believe it or not, Satan speaks L337. (...right, and little girls use profane language.) b0tz i 'll3 ge3t madz0 fi i wnat4 t0! Aw, shit.

 

Epic tale of the American Civil War. by a-dogg 10-18-01
American Civil War history actually comes into play here: the 4th Alabama did exist. Har! Now you're mine!! I just may capture the regimental colors of the 4th Alabama! Aww, shiat. But I wuz juz doawn a-carryin' muh flahg.	Hand 'em over, secesh trash! No! I needta get meh sum reinforcemuhnts.	Some how, anyone can end up in hell...no matter the era. Son of a bitch. Tricked ya.

 

'The Little Mermaid' strikes back. by a-dogg 10-18-01
Are you looking down my shirt? No daddy-o. Just dig it. I was lookin' at your asssss...	Tide. That's appropriate. Hell. Are you gay man? Nahhh. I just slide with the tide.	It's yellow. Who knows where he got it? The Pepsie company? Are you looking down my shirt? I think I answered that already daddy-o. What's that you're drinking?

 

That's my brother Darrel, and that's my other brother Darrel by a-dogg 10-18-01
I'm ned, that's Ted -not to be confused with Jed- we're brothers...along with Darrel, and...Darrel. Mama's gonna worry...	We're here to apologize for the typo on the previos comic. 'Pepsi' was spelled with an "e" on the end. I've been a baaaaaad bad boy.	a-dogg's a fucker. No use sayin' sorry....it's somethin' that I enjooooooyyyy....

 

The real call of Cthulu. by a-dogg 10-18-01
I am the Dark One. Alfred...	I shall plague the world with fear, poison their minds, and corrupt the denizens of this frightened earth from within their stone-cold hearts. Alfred...	Shut up, you stupid bitch. The world is like chocolate semen...ga, how does that song go, damnit? Aw, FUCK!

 

GA!! JUST SHUT UP! by a-dogg 10-18-01
Wow. It is an amazing mirror. The reflection is perfect. Why is that cunt talking to himself?	Mirrors are wonderful things. I like to look at myself. I am the messiah. Hello, rabbi. I swear I'm going to shoot this son of a bitch.	So....amazing. I bask in the glory of my reflection. Shut up you stupid...CUNT!

 

a-dogg's a liar. by a-dogg 10-19-01
Oh shit. Like a-dogg wasn't going to use any L337. wew3t!!1 i si liek b4cka0. yuo thou3hgt th33r'd b3e no m0or l3376. Aw fuck. I hate L337-speaking dogs.	a-dogg said no more L337. d00dzor. i liek can re4d j00r mind3. Really? Well prove it, I want green underwear.	WE3LL YUO CN4''T HAV3 MINE!@21

 

Jack London returns in spirit. by a-dogg 10-19-01
WRAAAAA!!! Whoa. Slow it down there, killer squirrel. I know how to handle you.	YAAAAAAWOOOOOO!!! I once knew Jack London....esteemed author of 'The Call of the Wild'. I know how to fight off killer squirrels.	YAIIIEEEE!!!! That, and the fact is, I look like a cross between Jesse Ventura and Mr. Clean.

 

Zorbak and Mike by a-dogg 10-19-01
Zorbak is trying to take over earth things of earth i am your leader	still talking..... you must put funny hats on	Someone shuts him up SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU...... THEY CANT HEAR YOU and third of all you mu...... HEY WATCH IT.......THEN TURN YOURSLEF ON!!!!!

 

WHERE IS OSAMA by a-dogg 10-19-01
Is Osama lost Hey where is Osama?	Where is Osama Osama?	Oh there he is Hi Osama! Aw SHIT not again AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

He's back. by a-dogg 10-19-01
Mr. Open Mic Night and his bum secks wanting return again. Oh, geeze. You're that gay poetry guy. What do you want? Oh, daddy-o. I don't need nothin'. Just ta say hello good man.	Hey man, lookit over there.	He strikes again. Aw shit. Just keep lookin'...

 

Pun. by a-dogg 10-19-01
Someone told me that Stripcreator was a good way to meet chicks.		Pun intended.

 

Bastard and his proboscis. by a-dogg 10-19-01
....that bastard. *bzz* 'ey daddy-o. Whatcha be up to?	*bzz*	Oh God help me. May I feel your proboscis?

 

Pants of fear. by a-dogg 10-19-01
d00d0|2z. 73h L337 |2 |34(k t0 574yz0rz. I'm not wearing any pants.	L37 /\/\3h wu|3 j00. There is not a single pair of pants in my wardrobe.	!'LL m4| PANTS!

 

Squirrel minions. by a-dogg 10-19-01
		...need i say more?

 

More than we needed to know. by a-dogg 10-20-01
Look what i did. I sort of look like Scarlet O'Hara.	No, really. Look at the fucking nail in my skull. No, really. I do. Look at the way my hair is long.	YOU'RE A FUCKING GUY!! Yeah, did I ever tell you I dress like her on weekends?

 

Saved due to lack of good looks...or something. by a-dogg 10-20-01
*woof* ......	*woof*	Whew. Nah, too prickly.

 

He's done. For a while. by a-dogg 10-20-01
No more fucking leet. I'm just going to swear my fucking ass off.	It's too hard to fucking balance on this fucking ball and speak fucking leet.	4\// F4(k!!2 Why hello again.

 

Play some DoD once in a while. by a-dogg 3-24-02
I've been living out here for over forty...days. You look more like a CS llama to me...	CS? No, but I could just eat you. Dude...have you EVER fucking read Dr. Seuss?	Well, yes. See? You're a CS llama.

 

To #dod by a-dogg 3-30-02
Livinghell finds that guys from 'Blade 2' DID YOU SEE ME IN 'BLADE 2'?!! I'm Livinghell...	Livinghell finds that guys from 'Blade 2' WHO NEEDS STRIPCREATOR?!	Livinghell finds that guys from 'Blade 2' I was in 'Blade 2' Izy...just be quiet.

 

Izy = wub and a half by a-dogg 3-30-02
I'm Izy. No, I'm Izy!	No, you slutty bitch. I'm Izy. BACK OFF FAGGOTRY! I AM IZY!	That's Izy. No, you're a-doggy

 

Fuck XP by a-dogg 3-30-02
Windows XP is SO gay I can't understand it!	It's so gay I can't think of what to say here.	Are those my panties?

 

Finding Kettch by a-dogg 3-30-02
Izy stumbles onto a...well...frozen Kettch... Kettch, I thought you were "on hiatus" I wish I could speak...my "break" status keeps me frozen in this position....	I take it by your silence you don't like me anymore? No! Hasn't anyone told you-...what's the use?!	FINE! The just KISS your doggies! I see that you don't like meh any more!!! [20:32] -Izy- whereever, whenever, someone is always owning squeaky

 

i miss guysmiley - Canadian by a-dogg 3-30-02
0fz m4h FUX! !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban	5! L!3| !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban !addban	f0x! i 5! m3Lt!|\|g!@@! !addBAN

 

Still don't have them, huh? by a-dogg 3-31-02
I am Wind-oes eX-Pee...I am an ev-al roh-bot frum Nep-tune.	I thought Microsoft made you...why did I find you all the way out here?	I am look-ing for your vid-e-oh card drivers.

 

slaso - part 1 by a-dogg 3-31-02
a-dogg (that's the squirrel) finds out that Salso is really a dirty 30 year-old who lives with his senile mother in upper Alabama Wonkey-donkey!	hai i si teh slaso i com to wrekc yuor bum hole Can you spell anything correctly?	no i si sasol SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM WONKEY-DONKEY!

 

Salso - part 2 by a-dogg 3-31-02
salso is still antagonizing a-dogg the squirrel i liek peanuts in yuor uncals asshat	OART OART OART OART OART OART OART OART OART OART OART OART You sir, are spam.	yuo liek to play in teh sand wif littal boys and put snad in thier bumhoels OART OART OART OART ...and we haven't heard all this before from you?

 

The end of Salso by a-dogg 3-31-02
Salso won't leave him alone... OART OART OART OART OART OART	hop on teh bench and i will show yuo wut i do to teh uncal Oh my....	The end. YOU DAMN CREEPY 30 YEAR-OLD MAN! JUST DIE!!

 

gay boys and salso by a-dogg 4-01-02
-SpookyCoDY- I love the queers -LiVinGHeLL- omfomfohf mah FUX!@!	-SpookyCoDY- I also like and his 30 year-old gay body that stays at home with his mom. -LiVinGHeLL- eewut si taht x buttan?!	-SpookyCoDY- HARRO SLASO!@! -salso- harro stinkeh sir i si slaso i bite uncals and fap asshats OART OART

 

Pete, you're getting one... by a-dogg 4-05-02
Haw haw haw!! I makey fun of the Tom and the Alex!!	Peter, look over there. Behind you. Why?	Gay ass-raping rabbits suck huh? Son of a silly fuck. Ass ass ass...Pete's ass...

 

Christmas is great - isn't it? by a-dogg 4-14-02
C'mon...you just HAVE to do it, Santa! I told you before and again and again. I'm not doing it!	But the kids would love you forever! I'm not wrapping up packages of cigarettes and putting them under Christmas trees!	Damn you, Santa! If a camel can give smokes to kids, so can you!

 

Alizom - no! by a-dogg 6-14-02
Okay, Alizom just stick it in already... Oh no no, daddy-o. We be too close to the hospital.	Why would that matter Alizom? Because, daddy, you could get it stitched up easier...	How did we get here? Oh yeah....I dig it. No one will find you out in the Soviet Union daddy-o.

 

For you, El_Cid. by a-dogg 6-14-02
I AM WASTANOOBIE, CHILD OF THE DARK! Wow...I've never had sex with a demon before...	YOU WILL COME WITH ME TO THE LAND OF ETERNAL TORMENT, FLAMES, AND HORROR! Hell?	You suck, El_Cid.

 

The Return of the dynamic duo by a-dogg 6-14-02

 

The return of the dynamic duo by a-dogg 6-14-02
5i yu0!@ 73h m07h3|2 f0x0rz g4Y m0|\|!@@!21 Hey daddy-o, I found ya again! I dig that.	j00 f0x0|2z h9/\/\0 64y@!!4 C'mon daddy-o, let's run away together man...you can dig that, right brotha?	1 \/\/1LL n07 r0nz0|2z a\/\/4y wif j00 fo0! yu0 5! teh G4Y 6uy f|20m t3h in74rn3t pl43c3!@!3 C'mon, daddy, just lemme hit up that tight doggy ass, man!

 

Alizom is rather a bit _______ by a-dogg 6-14-02
Right, right i'll get right on it. Thanks.	Alizom, you piece of shit. Where did you find that a-dogg guy?! Our last customer HATED his service, he may not come back! Well, I suppose I'd better take care of that boss!	Alizom seemed rather willing... ...so you see, that's what happened...so this one's free. I'm ready when you are... Oh, and I know YOU'RE good, Alizom...remember last time?

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