All comics by kate_faber

 

by kate_faber
9-25-03
Hey, are u killer206.?
Why yes I am.
Kate Faber. sent me.
Oh shit.
No where's that boggy fellow?

 

by kate_faber
9-25-03
Hey, are u killer206.?
Why yes I am.
Kate Faber. sent me.
Oh shit.
No where's that boggy fellow?

 

by kate_faber
9-26-03
boggy, what's ya doin hun?
Fighting with the BBOA. They're all a bunch of P U S S Y losers.
Well, ur date is here.
Tell him I'll be ready in a minute.
Have Boggy home by 11.
Yes m'amm.

 

by kate_faber
9-29-03
Are u killer206.?
Why yes I am.
Kate Faber. sent me.
Oh shit.....
Now where's that Boggy fellow?

 

by kate_faber
9-29-03
Thanks for cuming over.
Keep it short.
Well, the BBOA always picks on me. They call me a fag and they're a bunch of P US SYs. SOB CRY BITCH MOAN.
Fag

 

by kate_faber
9-29-03
What is ur name my son?
I'm Boggy
What brings u to heaven?
Well, I sought help from the devil. I wanted the BBOA to be destroyed b/c they call me a fag...BITCH SOB CRY MOAN
Fag

 

by kate_faber
9-29-03
Chirp
Mom, I can't find my S&M suit.
Chirp
I picked it up from the dry cleaners. Check the car. The gag ball is on the kitchen table.
Welcome home. Your son is still a fag.
No surprise.

 

by kate_faber
9-29-03
I'm irisheyes77!
I'm irisheyez77!
I'm irisheyes77!
I'm irisheyez77!
Goddam that BBoA!
I guess it IS yiddles board

 

by kate_faber
9-29-03
8:00 at the .net board
12:00 at the .net board
5:00 at the .net board

 

by kate_faber
9-30-03
Boggy, y are u logging in as DADDYFUCKEDME?
I'm doing it to throw the BBoA off.
U wish! I wouldn't fuck you with ur mother's dick!
Kobe, can u use a playmate?

 

by kate_faber
9-30-03
Now log in as Acoustic.
Ok. Logged in.
F UCK YO U Y OU PU SS Ys! HA! SHITTLE YIDDLE KATE DOT BIT CH!
I can't type that fast. Slow down.
Fag.

 

by kate_faber
9-30-03
Try "I'm so much smarter than all of you geek F U C K E R S."
I'm so much smarter than....
you geek F U C K E R S.
you geek F U C K E R S.
Time for your nap dear. Ur shift at the truck stop starts at 4:00 today.
Aww mom!

 

by kate_faber
9-30-03
Boggy, ur dad asked me to see if u want to shoot some hoops.
Nope. I'm battling the BBoA
I'm outta here.
Was that the doorbell?
Time 4 work princess.
Let me get my purse.

 

by kate_faber
10-01-03
I think I'll check the personal ads before I battle the BBoA today.
Boggy, breakfast is ready.
Mom, listen to this singles ad. Sexy Saudi Arabian seeking long-term relationship with a young man in the United States. On dialysis, so please be gentle. Meeting place must be discreet.
In front of George's place
Hi Usama. I'm Boggy.
Fag.

 

by kate_faber
10-01-03
Well, how did ur meeting with Usama go?
Not very well. He doesn't seem to like me either.
Well, that's too bad. I finished ur halloween costume. I want u to try it on.
Ok, let me get off of the George Michael forum.
Maybe if u lose the banana, u'll look less of a fag.
Mom watch this. I learned this oral technique on the web.

 

by kate_faber
10-01-03
I agree with ur mom. Lose the banana dude.
Oh alright.
How's that?
Fag.
Does this costume make my butt look big?

 

by kate_faber
10-01-03
Fagging up the internet again I see.
Aww mom! I'm trying to set up another meeting with Usama. I really like him.
Do u need anything before u leave?
My halloween costume.
Back on Pennsylvania Avenue
Hi Usama.
Fag.

 

by kate_faber
10-01-03
Hey, cool costume. Who r u?
I'm boggy's dad. I am dying of embarrassment.
Hey fagaroo. Great party huh?
Yeah, what do u think? Does the banana make me look like a fag?
No, but ur butt looks huge!
Good. Maybe Usama will notice.

 

by kate_faber
10-02-03
Good morning Boggy! Oh, u've got mail!
Yeah, from someone named Froggy. Was that the doorbell?
I'll get the door.
Good morning Boggy. I'm single, from the UK and i think ur hot.
Hi. Who are u? U smell like Bass Ale.
I'm Froggie. Got lube?

 

by kate_faber
10-02-03
Son, I thought I told u to stop using the sign-in DADDYFUCKEDME.
Aww, dad. Ur interrupting my creative process......scientists have finally found a way to cross a human with a horse's a s s. F U C K O F F>. HA! That should do it.
Jeez hun. I see u finally crawled out of the beer bottle u've been hiding in.
Ur looking hot urself. Nice costume.
This is no costume. I'm gonna go dig my grave.
I think I have time for another beer bong b/4 Oprah.

 

by kate_faber
10-02-03
We have breaking news. Jerry what's happening at the scene?
Ma'am, could u tell us what's going on here?
*hiccup*My husband has buried himself alive in the front yard because he could no longer take the embarrassment of our son, fagaroo.
Tragic. Sir how are u doing?
Aww shit! The hole is too shallow. Quick cover my ass b/4 boggy gets any ideas.

 

by kate_faber
10-02-03
Jerry, what do u make of this last post? Can u interpret for us?
And I quote: "The retards on the JC messageboard are now cloning themselves. It's easy for them because nobody notices when their DNA gets more fuc ked up than a goth's blowup doll.
I have no clue. All I know is I have to keep a lock on the doghouse door just to get some sleep if you know what I mean.
They don't pay me enough for this.
Can u push on my feet?

 

by kate_faber
10-02-03
*belch*Son, ur dad's not doing so well. Maybe u should go out to the front yard and ask him to come out of his early grave.
Can't right now. I'm signing up for the jr. astronauts program.
Well, ur father will be dead within a half hour and the news crew should clear out by the time Insomniac is on. I'm in this episode. That Dave Attel is soooo cute. *hiccup*
Yea..Yea..Mom, could u get my halloween costume out for me?
Dad, I'm going to be an astronaut!
I think worms are eating my eyeballs.

 

by kate_faber
10-02-03
*typing furiously making no sense*
Dude, what the fuck are u doing?
Looking 4 ur sense of humor. U seem to have none.
Fuck off u PUS SY goth blowup doll!

 

by kate_faber
10-02-03
Yes, it seems that a gay troll, Boggy or as he likes to be called DADDYFUCKEDME, on the Jerry Cantrell message board has finally lost all mental capacity. We take u now to the scene.
Ma'am, is there any hope 4 ur family at this point?
*hiccup* I'm seeing three of u. Hey, u better get that dead raccoon off of ur head b/4 it takes a crap. *hiccup*
This is my last broadcast. Make room in the hole. I'm coming in.
Ok, but I'm no fag. Let's get that straight.

 

by kate_faber
10-02-03
Hey boggy
Who r u?
I'm burrito aka Rosie the Hutt aka La Bandita
Yeah, so? Ur a cow.
And ur a fag.
Hey, I don't need any help in that department.

 

by kate_faber
10-02-03
This just in. Some bored moron, tom66909 logged on to the Jerry Cantrell message board this afternoon looking to start shit.
Apparently, tom66909 picked the wrong fight. We take u now to his place of work.
Why did I start with Yiddle? I guess it really is her board.

 

by kate_faber
10-06-03
Hey mom!
*Hiccup*What's up Boggster?
Some kid called me a fag on the short bus.
What did u do?
I hit him with my purse.
That's my girl.

 

by kate_faber
10-14-03
It seems that gay boggy has returned to the Jerry Cantrell message board to spew more hatred. And I quote "That Is The Truth....You P U S S I E S are WEAK."
Boggy, what has caused such a dramatic post from you?
Well Jer, i've discovered the setting to make the words really big in my posts, but fuck if i can find the spell check.
In related news, Boggy's father has since decomposed in the front yard.
Yep, I'm using his room for the bondage and tattoo studio.

 

by kate_faber
10-15-03
Boggs, I need u to watch ur brother. I need to make a beer run.
In a minute mom. I'm being witty. "An open letter! I'am so touched...LOL F U C K Y O U yiddle. I'll wipe my a s s with that letter. You just continue to look like a damn fool here every day."
Goo goo *drool*
Just play in the jumper for a few minutes until I'm done battling the BBoA.
Fag!
*gasp* Ur first word! I'm so proud!

 

by kate_faber
10-15-03
I remember our first time like it was yesterday. I was in the post office and there he was standing by the mail drop in a spandex dress and neon lipstick.
I met the Boggster at a 4H club meeting. He kept saying how much he loved animals. He makes me wear a bell around my neck when we go at it.
I met Boggy in a club. He said that he was into metal. I didn't realize he meant metal dildos. My ass still isn't healed.
Tough break dude. I prefer latex.
I met Boggy at the truck stop. He climbed into my cab and it was paradise by the dashboard light.
He works it like noone else. He's given new meaning to the title "Head Bitch in Charge".

 

by kate_faber
10-15-03
Good afternoon m'aam
*Hiccup* Wazzup copperino?
Have u been drinking today m'aam?
*Hiccup* I've been drinking for the past 9,125 days officer. *belch*
9,125 days m'aam. Why do you drink so much?
I've been drinking since my daughter boggy was born. Aww damn. I've got a fly in my beer. How 'bought a shooter John Law? Tequila off my nipple?

 

by kate_faber
10-15-03
Hey Boggy, there's a cop at the front door.
What does he want?
I don't know but I think I hear ur mom mixing tequila shooters in the kitchen.
Really? Ooooo. I haven't had a cop before.
Ur mom is dancing on the dining room table.
Mmmmm. A man in uniform. *Logging off* Hit the light switch in the front room for the disco ball. I've got to find my platforms and miniskirt.

 

by kate_faber
10-15-03
Okay now log-in as boggyslover. Type in CAPS. Maybe they will think it is the Cyber Cowboy.
Dude I don't know about this.
Type in HE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER. HE'S A GOOD BOYFRIEND. SO WHAT IF LIED ABOUT HIS PASSWORD BEING STOLEN!!!! SO WHAT IF HE STRETCHES OUT HIS F U C K I N G CUSSWORDS, JUST LIKE HE STRETCHES ME .....
Whoa dude. I can't do that! Your mother doesn't pay me enuf to babysit ur queer ass!
I'm outta here!
..WITH HIS MANMEAT!!! Ha! Take that B I T CH P U S S I E S!

 

by kate_faber
10-15-03
Great party huh?
Yeah, boggy's mom throws down. Just wait until the shipment of lube gets here.
I met boggy online. You meet alot of good folks on the NAMBLA forum.
*hiccup* NAMBLA huh? My girl sure gets around. Glad to see someone else is getting naked. I think it's time for the clothes to come off. *hiccup*
How's this costume? Do I look straight?
As an arrow princess. Don't get any ideas about bringing the party into the doghouse tonight.

 

by kate_faber
10-24-03
Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain. On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.
As they climb, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top. Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves.
Suddenly the Yankee fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Red Sox fan off.

 

by kate_faber
10-24-03
Hey boggs. What's up?
I'm taking another approach with the BBoA
*Hiccup* How's it going?
Yiddle's said she's sick of me. I think I'll try the SERIOUS boggy on her.
Well don't hurt urself dear.
Damn. I broke a nail.

 

by kate_faber
10-30-03
Hey Bleached Blonde what are u up to?
I'm going back on the Jerry Cantrell message board. I hear he's touring again. Afterall, I am one of "Jerry's Girls".
Jerry's Girls? Huh?
Well, I had a great time with Jerry about 15 years ago and went I on the board and smeared his name all over the place. After all, it's not about the music. It's about the 5 minutes I had with him.
Well, have fun with it. 15 years ago? I would have moved on by now.
I can still smell Jerry's hair.

 

by kate_faber
11-19-03
What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?
A flamethrower.

 

by kate_faber
11-20-03
Now serving 03
Baa. What's the hold up? What number do you have?
I've got 14. Some guys must have left when boggy took a break.
I hear that the princess left the gloryhole to log-on to the Jerry Cantrell Message board to spew more hate.
If this line doesn't start moving soon, I'm gonna start shooting.
I only have an hour for lunch.
He likes it rough. Next.

 

by kate_faber
11-21-03
Q: What do you call the foreskin on a homo's penis? Mud flaps.
The sound of crickets chirping. No response.
Didn't like that one huh?
What is the definition of confusion? 20 blind dykes in a fish market.

 

by kate_faber
11-21-03
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fuck him hard then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
No response.
Tough room. I don't know how Dave Attel does it.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.

 

by kate_faber
11-21-03
*Hiccup* Hello. Who are u?
I'm with the 82nd Airborne Division. Boggy signed up for service over the internet. I'm here to pick him up. We leave for our first paratrooper assignment in 2 hours.
Time passes. Boggy is now a paratrooper.
*Burp* Hey son. Nice to see you. How was your training?
On my first jump, I froze up at the door on the plane. A big black sergent standing behind me told me that if I didn't jump, he was gonna cram about 12 inches of dick up my ass!
Well did you jump?
Just a little at first.

 

by kate_faber
12-11-03
Fire up the other fryers! Here comes Makk again.
May I help you?
Why do all McDonald's smell so funny?
Clown farts.

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