Santa is a fat old racist idiot. by kingofthehill12-13-02 It's Christmas Eve and Santa is being selective about presents, due to a shortage in plastic. no presents for this one... Yo! Santa! It's Christmas, muthafucka! Where mah presents at?! Denzil gets vexed. I'm afraid you can't have a present little boy, because you're black and I'm a racist. WHAT?! I'm a bust a cap in yo' ass, muthafucka!!! Dont be racist, kids, or you'll end up dead like Santa. word up, sucka.
this comic is dry as a bone. by kingofthehill12-15-02 Julie has just died. awww man.. do i have to go to hell? your ass is mine, dead-boy. anyway it's your own fault - you shouldn't have killed those babies. bollocks. the moral of the story = don't kill babies. hahahahaahahaha
Big Evil Dan - truly evil? by kingofthehill12-15-02 David Coulthard visits Big Evil Dan in his 1-bedroom flat, with no other rooms. so, er, you're Big Evil Dan then? yep. Mr. Coulthard is dissapointed. you ain't so big or evil. this was a waste of my time coming here - i hope you choke. alright. see you later. what a strange fellow... but... you live here...
CC 159 : all jesus wants for christmas is... by kingofthehill12-15-02 ho ho ho! what do you want for Christmas little boy? what the fuck do you think i want - LOOK AT ME! I'M BEING CRUCIFIED HERE!!! crikey... How about a Pokemon? It's my fucking birthday aswell...
That fucking Liam Lynch song... by kingofthehill12-19-02 So I went down to the beach and I saw this chick and she was all like "eurgh" and I was all like YEAH WHATEVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I was on the corner wearing my leather and this dude was all like "Hey punk!" and I was all like "Yeah whatever!" HAHAHAHA!!!! You're not funny. Ummm... whatever?
CC163: Political correctness! Wreurgh! by kingofthehill1-03-03 Father Stone recieves some bad news You're under arrest, Father. Priests have been deemed politically incorrect, and offensive to other religions. Surely you are joking, my son? I'm afraid not, Father. Please accompany me to the station. Ah - here's your replacement now... Please Lord, help me to have some dignity in this, my time of need. What the fuck?
Cats by kingofthehill1-07-03 cats cats cats cats everyone here hates me how come? because i dont really care if cats die man, you are evil. Government research shows that cats are less important than humans
CC164 - It's about time I got an education... by kingofthehill1-09-03 At Harvard... Hello, I'd like to apply for a course in savagely rectally probing damned souls for eternity please Certainly! What qualifications do you have? I did a basic course in evil last summer. Also, I'm the Prince of Darkness, Lucifer himself. Sign here please
Michael J Fox etc. by kingofthehill1-09-03 Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Seriously, Mr. Fishy. he's really pissing me off. Ever since Back To The Future II he's been following me around wherever I go. Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... Bop bop shoo-wop... He's completely lost it - he's barmy. I know he's got parkinson's disease, but he's still a little prick. Hey Doc - who are you talking to? AAAGH!
CC 166 - Gangsta Carp Lovin' by kingofthehill1-23-03 Yo bitch I'm tellin you I is a muthafuckin fish In fact, I'm the baddest muthafucka carp there ever was. Ok so I aint a fish but I just find you so damn sexy woman I'd lie to you I'd die for you ya know what I'm sayin? So we cool? Make love to me, you sexy hunk of carp
CC 167: The Adventure of Peter Pompom by kingofthehill1-26-03 I wandered lonely as a cloud... what the fuck is that?! my anus is bleeding...
At the undersea fish syncronised swimming championships... by kingofthehill1-26-03 At the undersea fish syncronised swimming championships... Yay! They won!!!
That is out of fucking order. by kingofthehill1-26-03 i really hate you, kaufman yeah well i hate you too, what you gonna do about it I'm going to kill our baby yeah... well... i don't care - i'm going to kill the cat! you smug bastard!
170: fuck off you fuckers. by kingofthehill2-14-03 Mah mah mah! I really want a stapler! For some random yet humerous reason! Mah! Fuck staplers. What i want to know is why you never even get an honourable mention in these CC things even though you've done loads Oh fuck you. It's because my comics are shit, altight? Jesus, you really are a complete bastard aren't you. You never even bother following the rules properly. Fuckwit. Fuck you, fuck staplers and fuck Stripcreator. Oh fuck off.
CC 172: Brad Pitt's story-time. by kingofthehill2-24-03 Listen here, you reatrded soap-dodging tree-fucker - I could have you killed. Do you know who I am? So don't fuck with me, man. You horse-fucking fuckwit. Fuck you! ...and that's how I got banned from the leisure centre.
CC173: Reverse Breasticles by kingofthehill3-01-03 HAHA! LOOK AT ME! I'VE GOT A BOOB ON MY BACK!!! HAHAHA!!! It's not nice to imitate people. I'm very sensitive about my reverse breasticle. HAHA! FREAK! HAHA! Yeah well at least my anus isn't bleeding How did she know?
What would happen if there was no crime. by kingofthehill3-09-03 Hello and welcome to the owl sanctury. Can I buy a you a pint of vodka to wash down that moose? Ah bollocks. Not this bollocks again... Come, stroke my baton. Carress my womanly body. Do not feed the owls. Please, just leave me alone You're under arrest
The youth of today by kingofthehill3-09-03 AAH! YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK! That's bad luck. You are so gay
Jim the fucking ugly space donkey's mystical tour guide by kingofthehill3-09-03 Yeah, like, whatever. Hello, and welcome to my planet. As you can see it, is green and orange. Living on a planet that consists entirely of marijuana plantations can be.. um... Score ...something.... saaaaafe!
The funniest and most original comic ever by kingofthehill3-12-03 well, everyone else has done it, why shouldn't I?
CC 177: Gaylords of The Ring by kingofthehill3-20-03 The Uruk-Hai are closing in Aragorn, we must destroy the ring NOW OK - all we need now is Mengigo, and all of Middle Earth will be saved! ... ... Mengigo went for a shit in the bushes and while he was there he died of pomposity. WHERE THE FUCK IS MENGIGO?!?! I am so sexy