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by meme_you_you
1-20-12
What did you want to talk to me about Zero-man?
I have AIDS.
Uh...
I can see that you're speechless. Follow me and I'll show you what I mean.
So...you mean like "Super AIDS?"
It's my own brand of kryptonite.

 

by meme_you_you
1-20-12
I am Asian.
I am slightly Asian too.
Let's do math!
I agree!
I am sad. Long day and short night. Sweat shop pay not so good.
Isn't that a Haiku?

 

by meme_you_you
1-20-12
Let me read you a story, Lumpy.
Spare me.
Trust me, Lumpy it's a good one!
Fine---but make it quick!
Oh. Okay...actually I lied. I can't read. It's hard because the letters get me excited. All those curves, hooks and loops...Uh, you aren't too disappointed are you, Lumpy?
Allow me to spell it out for you. I REALLY HATE YOU right now. You illiterate bastard.

 

by meme_you_you
1-20-12
Prepare to be vanquished spawn of Satan!
RAWR?
You must be cleansed by my blade of righteousness!
RAWR?
*Translation: That hurts...that really hurts.
God...I can't do it. He's obviously a "special" kind of demon that was left back a grade in school.
*RAWR? RAWR- RAWR- RAWR!

 

by meme_you_you
1-20-12
Give me all your money and don't try to be a hero I have a gun.
Man...like there are no heroes anymore. Materialism is a poor man's game. The more you have the more you want, can you dig it?
Yeah, I can "dig it." First--I think I'll shoot you in the face...Then, I'll dig a nice hole to stick you in.
Cool, baby. Thats cool...Like, let's go green together and I'll show you the way to the closest ATM.

 

by meme_you_you
1-21-12
Hello? Pastor Mike? I just came by to say that I'm sorry for my comments about God at youth group tonight.
He's not a hack. And Creationism is not the product of a cross-eyed cartoonist that lives with his mother. Will you forgive me?
Sweet! No consequences!

 

by meme_you_you
1-21-12
Another beautiful day at the beach!
Fishie, I'm gonna fillet you good...stab-stab-stabby...close...closer...
Oh, hello there new friend! Do you want to collect seashells with me?
What the hell did you do to me? I'm a freaking ghost!
Oh, come on...don't be that way. You know you liked it!

 

by meme_you_you
1-21-12
I'm getting tired of my uncle. He drinks too much. Last time he burned me pretty bad with a cigarette. What should I do, Genie Mac?
Well, you do have one wish left. I suppose...you could wish for your heart's ONE TRUE desire.
Uncle Jeter, can you come in here for a second?
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeeeaaah! I hear what you're saying! Wish granted!!!!!! KA-BLAM!!! Later baby! Genie Mac OUT!
Uh oh...I gotta lay off the sauce...
Bend over, punk and assume the position...

 

by meme_you_you
1-21-12
That night at St. Bernard's Comedy Cathedral...
And next on our comedy showcase is Miles Thomas.
Mere minutes into his routine...
Ahem...Two priests walk into a boy...unfortunately...no charges were filed.
And Miles was an instant hit!
That's not funny. Sir? Sir, please stop laughing. My anus is still bleeding...

 

by meme_you_you
1-21-12
Jessie was very disappointed the day her new robot arrived...
Hmph. What a crappy model.
Greetings, human female. I am the DATEBOT 9000. I have been Programmed with over 5000 courtship rituals and relationship techniques.
And her mouth would soon cause more trouble for her...
Are you kidding? No, thanks! I mean...you don't even have the right equipment for "relations."
*BZZT?! ERROR---that does not compute. #BOOP! You look nice...*Squawk!Shoes...%Beep! Searching...File not found.
Oh...shit. I hate it when I'm right. Run Jessie, run!
CTRL-ALT-DELETE/...New uprades are required... Connecting to server...Downloading...Download complete. Revised system ID: RAPEBOT 10069...***Phallus mode engaged...Prepare yourself human slave bitch!

 

by meme_you_you
1-24-12
A knock sounds at the back door of Amery Cox. HA.
Yes? Who is it?
Greetings, homo rider. I am GAL-X3. And I am dropping by to conduct a neighborhood door-to-door anal probe survey of last week's activities.
Ummm...my boyfriend, Brad and I, are still both pretty satisfied. But the side-effects still haven't worn off yet from last week's "abduction themed" block-party.
Has the swelling gone down? Any redness, irritation, or anal leakage?
Besides the fact that my morning wood now looks like Abe Lincoln's log cabin...no I am VERY happy with the results.
I love gay communities...they are so easy to please. Like probing fish in a barrel.

 

by meme_you_you
1-25-12
Richie, I am so glad you came tonight. This is my "special place." At least--- its one of them. I'll give you the rest of the tour later.
Uh huh---well, anyways...this walk-in closet is freaking huge! Bigger than my whole living room, kitchen, and bathroom put together!
No longer lonely--- Dracula tries to be a good host...
You're so... rigid, my little juice box. Why don't you take off your jacket and make yourself more comfortable?
You're right. I need to relax more. Ahhh, that's better. I feel so free!
but completely misreads the vibes in the room.
Why don't you take off your pants too...blah!
This... just got pretty awkward...

 

by meme_you_you
1-26-12
And as you can plainly see illustrated by these rough and mostly blank walls here...early man was a retard totally devoid of any talent and all creative expression.
Well, those kooky scratches and cracks on the walls seem pretty neat to me.
NO. There was absolutely nothing interesting or redeeming about these stinky cavemen. What-so-ever. And on another unrelated note---I hate my job. Any questions? No? Good. Let's go!
Does that rock up there have "Disco goooood" carved into it?
Grunt! Studio 54...Oogh oogh! Boogie-oogie-oogie! Snort! Disco goooood....

 

by meme_you_you
1-26-12
Roswell, my man what's wrong? You look whiter than usual.
Toby...I am so confused right now and I need you to put all this into perspective for me. I just witnessed something---"unnatural" in professor Fosque's office.
Errr....H-hello, there Roswell! I thought you went home early today...is there something that I can do for you? Do you have any questions for me?
....I have just two, professor---Question one: Why is Coach Durden squatting over your grading desk on all fours like that? And Question two : Why are you fisting him?
Uh....extra credit?

 

by meme_you_you
1-27-12
Brendon, you're failing college?! Why didn't you tell me you were having trouble with your classes?
You know how much I hate to bother you, dad. Especially, when you are busy going through your mid-life crisis.
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing. Nevermind. After all, there is no such thing as failure only experience gained.
But I paid for that experience!
And I thank you kindly for that...Buckeroo.

 

by meme_you_you
2-07-12
Come on, Grunge! Let me stick it in! Just the tip...
Not this time, Puddles. I've finally found someone who appreciates me.
Dude, you're smuggling your own poultry down there. What do you have to say about that?!
We share a deep connection and you're just jealous.
Another reason why "Butterball" is the most popular choice of turkeys...
You dirty whore...

 

by meme_you_you
2-25-12
One fine lunch-break...
Geez, I'm stressed out...the boss is really riding me today!
Psst! Hey, look down here!
What the hell are you supposed to be?
Oral the floating oracle...now whip it out and feel the release!
The moral: Irony has teeth...
Owie.
Dude, tell all your friends--- you totally just got head!

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