All comics by timkerr68

 

by timkerr68
4-28-14
I have a headache
Hmmm...it says my insurance is dropping me for a pre-exsisting condition
Meso-Americans used to drill holes in the skull to relieve headaches
Serves me right for telling my doctor about my previous life as a victim of the Black Death
Maybe I need a bigger nail
Now I have a headache

 

by timkerr68
4-05-16
Hey Man, you need to pitch in for rent.
Oh. Uumm, how much is rent?
Hold on, I'll check.
Hey Dad, how much you want?
I just came over to get high.

 

by timkerr68
4-06-16
What do you mean I'm a mistake?
Well, I drank too much last night and realize now that humans shouldn't have big fluffy ears.
Thank me that I have Adam left and can use him as my human.
Where is Adam anyway?

 

by timkerr68
4-09-16
Well Dad, I'm back, I did it.
Did what? Were you out or something?
What do you mean? You sent me to Earth to be tortured and die.
I did? Wow I must have blacked out cause I don't remember that at all.
Mom told me about you.
Who Mary? That slut? Talk about a bad case of beer goggles.

 

by timkerr68
4-16-16
God, Mrs Turtlebaum is on prayer line 3 again.
Again? That woman never gives up.
What does she want?
Something about putting God back into the classroom again.
Are you going to answer her prayers?
Hell no, I hated school.

 

by timkerr68
4-17-16
What's up boss, you called?
Jesus Christ, not so loud! We're supposed to be enemies, remember?
Oh, yea. Sorry.
Anyway, I need that favor again.
Hitler in the schoolgirl dress dancing at your party?
No, Ronald Reagan this time. Its a business meeting.

 

by timkerr68
4-18-16
Christmas morning, and the routine begins again...
Hi Dad, you know what day it is?
Damn, I forgot his birthday again!
Did you finally get me a present this year?
Ah, yea sure, sure I did. Your present is sitting on that cloud over there.
Those are the leftover wine coolers from your party last night.
Knock yourself out Kid!

 

by timkerr68
4-19-16
Hi Phil, I think your going to have a busy day today. I'm in a foul mood.
Its time for a little Wrath of God! Floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, I'm going to remind everyone down there that I'm here.
You lost at cards again last night, didn't you?
Who bluffs with a pair of threes? It just isn't done!

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