FTC 115: What's on a Pig's Mind

Author: 100Faces

Date: August 26, 2007

by 100Faces
8-26-07
Yes?
Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance?
Listen, those fairy tales are all symbolic really. There's no actual wolf. He just stands for a powerful father figure threatening your instable personality represented by your house.
Aren't you getting a little bit too Freudian? If you're right, there should also be an element of unfulfilled sexual desires for your mother.
Who says they're unfulfilled? Goodbye now, but tell me have you seen a big, pink boar huffing and puffing around? But now I really gotta go back inside. --------------- Coming, Mum!
Erm, ... Goodbye then, Mr. Oedipig.