I don't get it. One minute you're gay, and the next minute you're telling me about your last girlfriend.
Yeah, she was my LAST girlfriend.
She made you switch teams, huh?
No, I was more of a free agent at the time and because she hung out with so many gay guys anyway, dating her was like dating a gay man trapped in a woman's body.
But you two had sex, right?
Yeah, not many of us can say we've had a fag hag with benefits.
