Hi kids, AccentuateNegative here with some straight talk...
Ask me about my grandchildren, you meet the friendliest people in RV parks, I think I'll skip going to the gym today, Everybody Loves Raymond keeps getting funnier...
The only place better than Applebees is Bennigans, I only have two pairs of shoes, you should put on some weight, those new Chrysler minivans sure are sharp.
I'm starting to believe homosexuality really is a choice.