The Great Penguin Uprising

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: March 31, 2009

by AngryAmerican
3-31-09
OK, here's the plan. You know that human geological outpost a couple of miles south of here?
Yeah, what about it?
We're gonna raid it, slaughter the inhabitants and steal their Xbox 360. The great penguin uprising begins tonight!
I don't know man. I don't think its a good idea to let the humans know how smart we are.
They have weed.
I'll get my chainsaw.