Handful of Thong Scallop

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: February 16, 2018

by AngryAmerican
2-16-18
"I understand some people were upset with my choice of words when someone recorded me saying 'Grab em by the Pussy', a term which by the way I have since trademarked.
Bearing that in mind, I'd like to offer some non trademarked alternatives. Things like: Cuff Their Muff, Snag Em By The Quim, Grapple Her Brat Chute, Hook Some Cooter, Snaggum By The Snizz...
...Great, huh? Or you could go with Grip Em By The Lips, Grasp Their Nay-Nay, Grope Dat Puss-Say or even, and I'm just throwing this out there, Caressing Their Vulvas Lovingly. Like a Boss.