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Mike the bitch #18 - the quest for presidential status

by Barf2
6-09-04

And so Mike addressed the nation for the second time in his life...


	If you vote for me, I'll pull us out of Iraq!


	Booooo! I love war, and I love Bush! Boooo!!!


	...So that when we nuke the fuckers we don't kill any of our soilders!


	Yaaaaaaay! I love war, and I love Bush! Yaaaaay!


	If you vote for me, I'll do anything you want!


	Yaaaaaay! I have no clue what's going on! I vote for the chessboard!