Barf2  

If you vote for that fucktard you're degrading America. Vote for me. I'm a pig. Just like Reagan, and that fuckhole got a memorial day 'n shit.

Boo--yaaay!!! Vote the pig--vote the board--pass the reafer, fuckhead.

Just listen to this little bitch.

Hello, America. If you need some lovin' and have some cash on you, call me! 555-5554. Anyways, yeah, I had sex with the other candidate.

See! He had sex with a member of the opposite sex. That shit got Clinton slapped around.

Yaaaaaaaaay! I vote for the pig! That chessboard is boring and dull. The pig rocks!