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Why are you reading horrible comics on the internet when you could be fucking some drugged-up bitch up her ass right now?

For real. You could have three teenage sluts licking up your dick in a cheap motel room with porn blasting on the TV.

But no... You choose to read comics instead of eating pussy.

What the fuck's wrong with you?!

Do you want to die without ever tasting pussy? Without ever having four girls at once? Without achieving ten orgasms in one night?

I'd have to say they do, Sandy. That's why they're here. Reading this.