Barf2

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Today the media is all about violence, crude humor, sex, and obscene unfiltered language. That's why I love life. RAWR!!!

Captain's Log #1 :: Officially... I must say... It's hard.

by Barf2
12-23-04

Day 1: My journey has just began, and already my porn tapes are calling out to me.


	Must... Stay away... Must resist... Must... not... masturbate!


	I... Must... Keep my mind... Occupied on something... I must not jerk... my willy!


	Must... Be strong... Must not... Think of sex... Must ignore boner. Must...