The Grim Reaper makes it one of his chores to visit kitchens all over the world and harvest the souls of foods..........
Now, seeming that your dead, I have to send you to heaven.
Really?! I'm going to heaven! Yay! I was a good strip of bacon all along! Yay!
It just so happens that you aren't going to stay in heaven. You're only going there so that god can determine if you are a good little strip of bacon............
