Didn't you just say that all women are situation-controlling jerks who dont have hobbies?
Yes, but that statement was simply a figment of your imagination.
Ok, correct me if I'm wrong here. But did you just say that I'm talking to a complete stranger who's excuses are so imaginative that they sound like utter garbage rather than excuses?
Actually I AM a figment of your imagination. You see, why would a rich fella like me be wasting his time talking to a 20 year old suburban dude who doesn't even know what the answer to 5+5.