There was a fat man who sat on a puppy. I don't know why he sat on a puppy. I guess he'll go to jail.
There was a fat man who swallowed a puppy, he swallowed the puppy to hide the evidence that he sat on the puppy. I don't know why he sat on the puppy. I guess he'll go to jail.
There was a fat man who went to jail, for swallowing a puppy to hide the fact that he sat on the puppy. I don't why he sat on the puppy. I guess he's a crazy old fart.
Oh sure, if swallowing a puppy makes me crazy then that means the french are crazy for swallowing snails.
