Santa Auditions

Author: Beeko180

Date: April 24, 2010

by Beeko180
4-24-10
Ok, what we're looking for is a fat jolly fart who can make kids laugh and smile.
Is this a comment on my weight?
Lord No. We're just looking for someone fat. Who eats cookies and milk and gives out presents to good boys and girls.
What should I do to naughty boys and girls?
Sit on them.