Now Timmy, can you tell me why you didn't do your homework yesterday?
Well...
Yesterday I woke up, had breakfast, got dressed, brushed my teeth, washed my face, brushed my hair, went on the PC, checked my facebook, turned off the PC, walked to school...
And then I had to endure 6 hours of non-stop blabbering on your behalf. And I just thought: Fuck you.