When you die, you are buried underground, where they cement you in. In short you rot in a hole for all eternity Now who wants to read the origin of species?
Excuseme sir, but who are you?
I'm Father Jack.
No, I'm father jack. You're a freak of nature who thinks it's completely fine to take the identity of a priest, walk into a sunday school and preach blasphemy.
Woah woah. I said I was a father, not a bible ass. Dude I have three kids and two of them are twin 8 year olds. I renounced my faith the minute one of them pissed all over the inside of my car!