Who the fuck do you think you are? Why is there a carton of milk in the fridge?
It's milk. You drink it.
That. is. disgusting. Do you realise where that shit comes from? Do I drink your pee? No. Get it the fuck out of the fridge.
Monkeys drink pee.
Monkeys have no clue what the fuck they're doing. People do. Get my piss out of the fridge or I'll take a dump in your bed and rub it all over the sheets.
I'm starting to think you should be an outside cow...