So, tell me about your job qualifications. What are they first, to be precise?
I once shat on a wolf.
Then I used it to beat Liam Neeson to death, and then used dead Liam Neeson to beat Chuck Norris to death, whilst singing Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' backwards in triple encoded Icelandic,
whilst having all-women nine-way intercourse. All into anal. All of them 10's on the scale of generalised attractiveness. I can fuck my own ass with my sixteen inch cock, and deepthroat it like a wh-
You're hired, you get my position, and I'm resigning to kill myself. Everything in my will goes to you. Here are the set of keys to my house, car, and swedish bank vault. Take it. Take it all. Pls.
