I miss my boyfriend too much. It hurts and I'd rather sit and moan until he gets here than study, and then spend time with him and not study.
Typical.
Excuse me?
Humans have practically the most complex brains on the planet and they use them to do everything they would generally be driven to do without them, with the exception that they talk about it too.
You're a chair.
Exactly. So coming from something that doesn't realistically have intelligence, you guys must be pretty fucking stupid.
