Mr. Penguin, sir, I'm your court-appointed lawyer. Do you know what you've been jailed for?
Loitering.
Sir, you massacred an entire village and painted the dirt with the blood of all the women and children to spell out "C-U-N-T-S S-T-O-L-E M-Y W-E-E-D"...
Yes, but if I hadn't loitered afterwards I wouldn't be in jail.
