As your maid of honour I took the liberty of getting you something old, something borrowed, and something blue.
Who the fuck are you and why did you just board up my doors and windows?
It's not copyright infringement if I pin god's little creation to the ground and rape its childhood away.
Rock. I mean baby rape.
The depressing reality that I will never be able to fly because my wingspan is too small and the downward force I create when flapping them even whilst doing a run up does not provide enough momentu-
