Sir! It appears that during a sudden and unexpected break in our security on this here submarine, a man in a boat broke on board and launched all nuclear missiles at china, russia, and britain.
Good lord... there's only one question.
Yes, sir. Who? Who would do such a horrific thing?
Well yeah... but... why too... Why would they do it? It's just... it's just so fucking goddamn evil.
*licks lips and flicks tongue* *licks lips and flicks tongue* *licks lips and flicks tongue* ... Yes... yes... yessssssssssss....
