You can't be here. This is a student library. You're not a student.
Am too. I'm studying ethics.
No you're fucking not.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT I'M NOT A FUCKING ETHICS STUDENT? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE JUST AS MUCH GODDAMN RIGHT TO BE HERE AS ANY OTHER STUDENT. FUCK YOU FOR THINKING THAT A CHICKEN..
Okay, okay- point taken. I bet you're enjoying those lectures, huh?