CC 217-O: It's an afterliving

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: October 28, 2003

by BigEvilDan
10-28-03
Welcome to the afterlife.
What am I, a zombie? This sucks.
That's the job our computer matched you with.
I don't want to walk around eating brains. Why can't I be a reaper like you?
I can't wait to kill the people responsible for that Dead Like Me show.
Seriously. How am I going to get chicks smelling like this?