A Stripmas Carol - Part 2

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: December 18, 2003

by BigEvilDan
12-18-03
Later that night...
Braaaaad... braaaaaaaaaaaad....
Johnny! I thought you were dead!
I am, and the long distance charges from the afterlife are killer, so listen up: tonight you're going to be visited by three ghosts.
This is because I killed you, isn't it?
No, that cow that kicked you in the nuts was for killing me.
I KNEW IT!