Step 1: The user types in an insightful or witty statement that they wish to send.
"While I respect your opinion, I'm afraid I must disagree."
Step 2: Mystical telepathic spirits take that information and transfer it across the world instantaneously.
This package needs to get to wirthling's computer ASAP.
Okay.
Step 3: The information is then placed inside the destination computer. Because the mythical spirits are illiterate, this sometimes gives the illusion that the internet is full of morons.
