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| So you want to be my assistant? I'm not really looking, so you'll have make me a deal. | |
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| Well I've memorized the bible from cover to cover, so I can easily find loopholes that will bag us some souls. | |
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| Really? Identify this quote: "And Saul cast the javelin; for he said, I will smite David even to the wall with it." | |
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| 1 Samuel 18:11, King James Version. Also read as "Saul popped a cap on that bitch Dave's ass" in the New Ghetto version. | |
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| Wow, not many people know the New Ghetto version. Ever read the Book of Arse? | |
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| Read it? Hell, I live it! | |
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