CC 66: By the Book

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: September 24, 2001

by BigEvilDan
9-24-01
So you want to be my assistant? I'm not really looking, so you'll have make me a deal.
Well I've memorized the bible from cover to cover, so I can easily find loopholes that will bag us some souls.
Really? Identify this quote: "And Saul cast the javelin; for he said, I will smite David even to the wall with it."
1 Samuel 18:11, King James Version. Also read as "Saul popped a cap on that bitch Dave's ass" in the New Ghetto version.
Wow, not many people know the New Ghetto version. Ever read the Book of Arse?
Read it? Hell, I live it!