Hi there, comic strip readers. As you can see, Dan is in the middle of a nervous breakdown, and is thus unable to enter Comic Contest #5...
I like chicken!
We knew something was wrong when he started talking like Ice Cube, but we really got worried when he dressed up like Ronald McDonald and attacked the local Burger King with a fork.
Wheee! I can taste the colours!
I apologize for the poor quality of this strip. We're getting him the best medication money can buy.
