CC 95: Good Will Munching

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: January 25, 2002

by BigEvilDan
1-25-02
Sir, the real script just arrived. We can stop filming the one the monkeys typed up.
Aw, but I like the monkey one. It's got the meanest, crap flinging-est Sith Lord I've ever seen.
Mr. Lucas, sales for Episode One seem to indicate that viewers like movies written by real people. With talent, preferably.
Nonsense! These monkeys turned out a script for Hamlet that had the critics wowed.
They stole your ham sandwich, sir. You can't just interchange sentences that contain the word 'ham'.
Ham sandwich, eh? So that's where they got the idea for mayochlorians.