CC 99: Hogging the Glory

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: February 9, 2002

by BigEvilDan
2-09-02
Hey Santa. Do you think the groundhog is going to see his shadow?
Bah humbug! I don't see any reason to celebrate the end of winter. Winter is the greatest season of all.
Come on Nick, you've got things all wrong. Groundhog Day isn't about the end of winter. It's really about...
Oh look, here comes the groundhog.
...the end of holiday hibernation induced fatness.
My God, he's blocking out the sun!