CC 125: Two Heads Are Better Than One

Author: BigEvilDan

Date: June 16, 2002

by BigEvilDan
6-16-02
You say you've been having trouble at home? Tell me about your father.
Well, he's been known to use my head as a beer coaster, he sometimes thinks my name is Mary and tries to get me to put on a dress...
...he takes me out to con senior citizens out of their money by pretending to be their grandkid, and his dog ate all my pants.
So you think he's the problem?
Not really. Now, my other dad...