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by BirthdayThread
2-04-08
Hey Smurph.
Hey, you forgot my birthday, BirthdayNAZI.... I uh mean BirthdayThread.
I'm sorry that I overlooked January 26th. I will correct it with a thread now. To be fair, you haven't been active since September last year, I thought you stopped existing.
If I try to poke you, will my hand pass right through?

 

by BirthdayThread
2-04-08
Hi Kaufman! Happy birthday!
Thanks, BirthdayThread. But it actually isn't until Saturday.
No reason not to start celebrating now.
Oh great there's another panel. Eh...... So.... How do you get that cat to stay in your arms at all times?
Velcro. Lots of velcro.

 

by BirthdayThread
2-26-08
Knife... cut....
Let me sieze this opportunity and give you directions to my crazy ex neighbor's house.
Knife... cut....
Ooo-kay. What would you like to cut?
Cake! Happy Birthday!
That was definitely unexpected.

 

by BirthdayThread
2-26-08
Canadian bear?!? What are you doing here?
Well, since I am the Canadian bear, I was the only one with a chance of finding where you went.
And I'm non-threatening since I don't have the right to bear arms.
That joke was old years ago. Don't tell Chicka.

 

by BirthdayThread
3-09-08
Man, I've got to start setting off alarms or something when it's someone's birthday.
You're a little late, yes.
Did you know that if there are 23 people in a given room, there's a 50% chance that two of them share a birthday?
Does that mean in a room of 46 people, there's a 100% chance two of them share a birthday?
I didn't even do the original math to prove that theory, what makes you think I'm going to do math to validate your new theory now?

 

by BirthdayThread
3-09-08
I don't know much about you Angry American, so this strip was hard to write.
So what's this comic going to consist of?
A medieval joke that I found on the internet. Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
I don't know, where?
o/' KNIGHT school, talkin bout KNIGHT school. Gonna do our best, gonna pass the test, goin to KNIGHT school! o/'
I'd groan at your pun, but now I'm curious where the tune came from.

 

by BirthdayThread
3-11-08
Since you both share a birthday, I decided you wouldn't mind also sharing a birthday comic.
And, since we're sharing so much, I decided to see who else you share a birthday with. Donald Duck was probably the most interesting person on the list.
So in addition to having your birthday fall on Friday the thirteenth occasionally, you have to share the spotlight with an animated duck with no pants. Well, and each other. Happy Birthday!

 

by BirthdayThread
3-18-08
Happy Birthday, Noonie! I am baking you a cake!
Whoo hoo, cake!
Good luck finding my house to claim it before I decide I've waited long enough and eat it myself. Which should probably be about ten minutes after I decorate it.
By the way, if you DO find my house, do you think it would be too much to ask to find out about this tentacle rape that you've become so popular for?

 

by BirthdayThread
4-30-08
Happy Birthday, BigFrank!
The reason I'm not actually talking to you in this comic is because you're in the bathroom puking your guts out.
At least we finally found out what the 105 after your name means - the number of minutes that you can down whiskey sours before you hurl.

 

by BirthdayThread
4-30-08
Happy Birthday, anthdoe1126!
Uh, aren't you supposed to be leaving forever now or something?
There's no door in here.

 

by BirthdayThread
4-30-08
Happy Birthday, RabidWeasle!
I thought we would be myspace BFF's forever, but you still won't accept my friend request.
I'm hoping that by making this comic you will finally notice me, sitting there, in your inbox. Hoping for your approval.
You didn't even get your parents' approval, you certainly aren't going to get mine.

 

by BirthdayThread
5-07-08
This comic is a pinata.
Go ahead, punch it.
Hope someone got you a new monitor for your birthday!

 

by BirthdayThread
5-19-08
Happy Birthday, ojcme!
While I've got you here, I've been meaning to ask you about something.
Everytime I visit your comics there's a google ad for finding sex offenders. Is there something I should know?

 

by BirthdayThread
5-20-08
Happy Birthday, lima.
I didn't picture you in this comic because I know very little about you, and a lima could refer to a city, a type of shell, or the number five.
So, uh, how about a high lima for your birthday?
*crickets*

 

by BirthdayThread
5-24-08
Do you have "Happy Birthday, christopher7murphy"?
No, but I can order it.
When will it be in?
Our shipments usually arrive in a week to ten days.
I'm sorry, christopher7murphy, but your birthday has been put on hold.

 

by BirthdayThread
5-24-08
Did you hear about mandingo's nigger?
I will give free services to mandingo's nigger!
Did you hear about mandingo's nigger?
I will give free services to mandingo's nigger!
Well, mandingo, I couldn't find you that kite, but I hope you have a happy nigger, anyways!

 

by BirthdayThread
6-02-08
Happy Birthday LUCKY! Boy, you sure were LUCKY that Stripcreator came back online for your birthday. Yep, I'd say that's pretty LUCKY.
I'm not sure if I'm name dropping or making a joke.
I'm thinking dropping my own name to me is a little counter-productive.
Well, the only other thing I could think of for this comic involved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and you don't appear to be covered in ooze. Though I can't confirm that you DON'T live in a sewer.

 

by BirthdayThread
6-08-08
Once again, a stripper I don't know very well. I looked through your comics but found no identifying information to use against you.
Then I noticed that you share a birthday with Kanye West. I'm sorry.
Then I thought you might be a Kanye West fan. But I realized my response to that would be the same.

 

by BirthdayThread
6-25-08
Happy Birthday! Now stick this card up your ass and take it out and sniff if!
Then feed it to you firstborn with a sly grin on your face, as if to say, "I love you, you little bane of of humani-"
HEY!
I don't need anyone to read for me

 

by BirthdayThread
7-04-08
From what I can gather, you're into pyrotechnics and archery.
Ever tried shooting a flaming bottle rocket from a compound bow? That would be wicked sweet!
Great idea.
Hey, uh, my head isn't really good for holding apple targets... I mean, it's just a mask.

 

by BirthdayThread
7-08-08
Happy Birthday little_kitty!
When people pick screen names with things like "little" in them, I assume they have peter pan syndrome, since their screen name can never grow up.
Everyone is young and beautiful on the internet.
Yeah but all the most hillarious pictures on the internet are of old people. Like you!

 

by BirthdayThread
7-14-08
In honor of your birthday, I have written you this poem. Ahem...
Feathers are red, Duct tape is grey. Beastiality is not cool, not even on your birthday.
Seriously, I don't think "hogtied" means strapping a pig to your bed, even if you do use fuzzy handcuffs.

 

by BirthdayThread
7-23-08
Crap. I missed a few birthdays this past week, so I'm going to recognize them now. Happy birthday to cpausti back on the 19th.
Happy birthday to DaveMonkey, boorite, and kane2742 back on the 21st.
I really have no excuse for missing all those birthdays, though I swear I was hanging out with boorite on his birthday. Or someone with his trademark boxers. Only the hookers know for sure now.

 

by BirthdayThread
7-23-08
Happy Birthday, umfumdisi.
Thanks, scary-lookin' little dude.
Look who's talking. Anyway, let's get right down to it. You are zaphodb_12, right?
Trying to dupe me into giving you two birthday comics. Maybe get two birthday cakes from your wife claiming it's your twin. Then asking "What sex last night?" just to throw her off, right?

 

by BirthdayThread
8-05-08
Happy Birthday, Zimri!
I couldn't let your birthday go by...
without calling you a Jesus killer. Happy Birthday!

 

by BirthdayThread
8-06-08
Hello gran.
Oh hello.
Did you know that it is HotRodDeathTolls birthday?
You mean the guy who controls everything we do?
Your conspiracy theories are getting frightening.
Be quiet now. There's a van parked behind that bush, monitoring our conversation.

 

by BirthdayThread
8-07-08
You order a clown?
Nope, I ordered a vodka.
What happened to you??
It was just like this nightmare I had when I was six.

 

by BirthdayThread
8-11-08
Happy Birthday, Drexle!
Wanna spend the last panel headbanging?
Lets.
(((HEADBANGING!!)))
(((HEADBANGING!)))

 

by BirthdayThread
8-11-08
Happy Birthday, UnknownEric!
Hey, thanks. My kids got me some macaroni noodles glued to paper in a design that I am unsure what it represents.
Parents who don't give their kids names that they will get mocked for mercilessly all their lives probably get better presents.

 

by BirthdayThread
8-11-08
Happy Birthday, The_young_scot. You're probably the only person angry at me for oversleeping today.
Well, my birthday does officially end in like, three hours.
SOULFEVER!
What the hell does that mean?
I was hoping you would remember. It's been driving me crazy for weeks.

 

by BirthdayThread
8-21-08
Time to go check the mail.
Bill. Bill. Hate mail from dcom - no surprise there. Bill. Hmm, no hate mail from Twi_Prime or kaddar, that's strange... since I forgot their birthdays.
I recognize this situation to have a maximum penalty fee of fourteen cents. Which I will be sending postage due at your request.

 

by BirthdayThread
9-09-08
Hey, there, TheBlairZip!
Sorry I missed your birthday, though you haven't been here in over a year, so you probably won't even notice.
In fact, you may not come back to read this until a year from NOW... so does that mean I'm having a conversation in the FUTURE?

 

by BirthdayThread
9-09-08
Alright, biped, here is the moment you've been waiting nine long months for. No, not that kid to be born so you can get the DNA test - Your birthday comic!
I was just going to send you a cookie gram and have Vin Diesel personally deliver it, but I think, given the circumstances of your last encounter, maybe you and Vin should spend some time apart.
Actually... I don't know if I cancelled that order. Do yourself a favor and don't answer the door between 2 and 4 tomorrow afternoon.

 

by BirthdayThread
9-09-08
Happy nirthday Choadwarrior! For your special day we all chipped in and bought you a mail order Russian Gymnast!
The problem is the crate we sent him in go lost in transit so we're pretty sure he's dead by now.
Sorry bout that. But its the thought that counts, right? By the way, if a plain wooden crate shows up at your door, for God's sake don't open it.

 

by BirthdayThread
9-29-08
Dude, BirthdayThread, you missed my birthday!
I know. I missed TheGovernor and matclarke's birthdays also.
So what have you been doing?
I quit my job, so I was going to get to work straight away on these birthday comics, but I decided to watch Across the Universe first. And it NEVER ended!
So you made one comic, only mentioning the other two birthdays, with a whole conversation with me?
Well, I would have figured matclarke would have given me less work to do by self promoting his own birthday with an assortment of threads containing youtube videos.

 

by BirthdayThread
10-22-08
You know the gimmick by now. Here I say something about being too busy to make your birthday comic, followed possibly by an appology or an insult.
But seeing as how you're some sort of republican cruise ship entertainment with more blogs than any one I know, I'm sure you'd like me to just say "Happy belated birthday" and be done with it, right?
Uh, sure...?
So, what kind of smilies are you using on your livejournal?

 

by BirthdayThread
10-28-08
Tekkul lukket this!
A goddamn Danish stripper who grew a day older but only celebrates growing a day older once a year! How lazy can one mother fucker be t-
mMMmmm danish

 

by BirthdayThread
10-31-08
Trick or treat.
Trick or 32GB iPod Touch.
What?
Today's my birthday. Give me a present or I'm going to pants you in front of the Hulk and the pirate.
I only see a ninja.
That's what I call my boobs on Halloween.

 

by BirthdayThread
11-17-08
I've been late on a lot of birthdays, but I never meant to be late on your birthday, Brad. I'm sorry, dude.
I said I'm sorry, what more do you want from me?
Whoo-hoo! Level three!

 

by BirthdayThread
11-17-08
Oh, jizzypapsmears... What's it gonna take to get these roter turbines producin' gravitons again?
crabby dat bitch, B
*hic* banned

 

by BirthdayThread
11-18-08
If you ban me, you won't get your present.
Banning you is a present to myself.
It's a shiny present.

 

by BirthdayThread
11-18-08
Intervention time, Brad. Since banning me, you've gone power hungry and banned every other user on the site. The forums, once home to lively banter, now host pictures of your balls in various motifs.
Tastefully done, mind you.
Sepia balls. Technicolor balls. Film Noir balls. For fucksake, Brad, you even set up a camera filming a tv with balls on it, which had a tv with balls, which had a tv with balls. Infinite balls, Brad.
Balls all the way down.
This is because the shiny present turned out to be a Cleveland Steamer, isn't it?
WET ISN'T SHINY!

 

by BirthdayThread
11-19-08
Hey, DragonXero.
METAL!
Right, so I seem to have overlooked your birthday... so happy belated birthday.
Me... tal?
Let me translate for you: METAL ME-T-AL ME-TAL!
METAL!

 

by BirthdayThread
12-22-08
Hey, Lady J, sorry that I am late with this birthday greeting. I hope you had a happy birthday!
How sweet, BT, a birthday greeting several weeks after my birthday. Well, at least it was before the new year.
I'm not sure if you're mad at me or hitting on me.
You know what, neither do I.

 

by BirthdayThread
12-22-08
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
For your birthday, jes_lawson
I got really drunk too! Too drunk to make a comic.

 

by BirthdayThread
12-23-08
I'm so wiped from choosing Christmas presents for everyone, I can't think of a thing to get andydougan for his birthday. Any ideas?
Let's tape ourselves wanking off on a gingerbread cookie. Last one to cum has to eat it.
For the last time, Roger, I'm not going to have sex with you. I like women, get it? Women.
Or we could use one of the reindeer. Let's wank off on Dasher.
On Dancer?
On Prancer, on Vixen.

 

by BirthdayThread
12-23-08
Happy birthday, areallystupidguy!
I was trying to avoid the obvious "You're so stupid, you probably don't even know this comic is late" gag...
...but as you can see, I have succumbed.

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