BirthdayThread  

Happy nirthday Choadwarrior! For your special day we all chipped in and bought you a mail order Russian Gymnast!

The problem is the crate we sent him in go lost in transit so we're pretty sure he's dead by now.

Sorry bout that. But its the thought that counts, right? By the way, if a plain wooden crate shows up at your door, for God's sake don't open it.