Alright, biped, here is the moment you've been waiting nine long months for. No, not that kid to be born so you can get the DNA test - Your birthday comic!
I was just going to send you a cookie gram and have Vin Diesel personally deliver it, but I think, given the circumstances of your last encounter, maybe you and Vin should spend some time apart.
Actually... I don't know if I cancelled that order. Do yourself a favor and don't answer the door between 2 and 4 tomorrow afternoon.
